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Zašto je Kirk bolji od Picard-a

100. Kirk is a leader, not a follower.
99. Kirk never really got into that kinky "Jumpsuit" look.
98. Kirk has sex more than once a season.
97. One Word: Hair.
96. Another word: Pretty-good-looking-can't-see-the-weave-Wig.
95. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed.
94. Picard is a French man with an English accent.
93. Kirk would date Beverly Crusher -- and damn the consequences!!
92. Kirk never drinks tea. Ever.
91. Diplomacy for Kirk is a phaser and a smirk.
90. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.
89. Two words: Shoulder Roll.
88. Kirk doesn't wear dresses when admirals arrive for lunch.
87. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty."
86. Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.
85. Kirk can almost drive a stick shift.
84. Kirk, almost singlehandedly, re-popualted the Earth's whale population.
83. Kirk say "Prime Directive? What Prime Directive?"
82. Kirk knows 20th century curses.
81. Kirk was NEVER infiltrated by the Borg and used against the Federation.
80. Kirk ate little colored cubes and still remained relatively healthy.
79. Kirk made do with obviously low performance technology.
78. Kirk never pretends to be a barber in order to gain a tactical advantage.
77. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off -- even around those pesky
76. Kirk would never waste a Holodeck on something stupid like Dixon Hill.
75. Kirk never once stood up and had to straighten his shirt.
74. One word: Velour.
73. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at chess.
72. When Kirk was Picard's age, he retired from Admiral and took to climbing 
71. When Picard was 37, he was only Captain of the lowly freighter, 
Stargazer. When Kirk was 37, he was Captain of the flagship Enterprise.
70. Kirk liked a good belt of liquor ever now and then.
69. One word: Iman.
68. Kirk looks good with a ripped shirt.
67. If Kirk ever met a Ferengi, he would rip off its head and shit down its 
66. Kirk says "Shoot first and wait for retaliation."
65. Kirk's first officer NEVER tells him to stay on the bridge.
64. Kirk never leaves the room to bawl somebody out.
63. Kirk doesn't rely on the wisdom of some dumb old janitor to get him out 
of intergalacic scrapes.
62. Two words: Funky Sideburns.
61. Kirk never asks his bartender for advice.
60. Kirk never once said "Abandon ship! All hands abandon ship!"
59. Kirk is not politically correct.
58. Kirk never got "dumped" by a woman for an intergalactic busy body named 
after a letter in the alphabet.
57. Kirk never wore green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. 
56. If there was ever a Klingon on Kirk's bridge, Kirk would likely be dead.
55. Ever hear of a bar shooter called "Make it so?" No? How about a "Beam me 
up Scotty" then? See the difference?
54. One Word: Miniskirts.
53. Kirk's girlfriends always look good in soft light.
52. Kirk never went anywhere without a whole bunch of guys in red shirts.
51. Kirk's first officer didn't play some whimpy instrument like the 
50. Kirk had more dates than his first officer.
49. The extent of Kirk's knowledge of Klingon vocabulary can be roughly 
translated as "GO F*CK YOURSELF."
48. If something doesn't speak English -- it's toast.
47. Kirk wasn't some prissy archaeology fan.
46. Picard's middle name isn't tough or awe-inspiring like Tiberius is.
45. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.
44. Picard hasn't met Joan Collins.
43. Picard flunked his entrance exams to Starfleet.
42. Picard hasn't father any children; Kirk -- probably millions.
41. Kirk has a cool phaser -- not some pansy Braun mix-master.
40. Two Words: Line Delivery.
39. Picard grew up on a quaint little French vineyard, squishing grapes with
his toes, while Kirk slung bails of wheat and hay in Iowa to put himself 
through school.
38. Kirk emphasizes his orations with pertinent hand gestures.
37. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, 
charcoal, and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his enemies. (Need we
say more?)
36. Kirk is not put off by green skin.
35. Kirk knows how to deal with peace loving hippy goofs.
34. Kirk once fought a Greek god. And won.
33. Kirk barely asks for suggestions. And if he does, he asks Spock only.
32. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.
31. One Word: Fisticuffs.
30. Kirk's name is hated throughtout the galaxy.
29. Kirk appreciates Shakespeare, but he doesn't let it show.
28. You can never lock up Kirk for very long.
27. Kirk's eulogies can actually make you cry.
26. Kirk plays god with lesser cultures, and then exploits them for
25. Kirk's son would never drop out to become a musician.
24. Kirk can climb up a Jeffries Tube and fix anything.
23. Kirk never hired an engineer with punk glasses.
22. The Klingons didn't have a word for surrender -- until they met Kirk.
21. Kirk's bridge in no beige.
20. Two Words: Crane Shots.
19. Picard likes wimpy violin music -- and coerces Data into playing it.
18. Picard allows cats on board, while Kirk beams away even really cute 
things, like Tribbles.
17. Kirk is a cultural icon -- Picard is just some guy who's really nice.
16. Kirk specifically ordered a swivel LA-Z-BOY for the bridge.
15. Kirk would never touch SYNTHAHOL.
14. Kirk looks distinguished in reading glasses -- and nobody dares to call
him "four eyes."
13. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters, Nazis, and even the Pentagon -- easily.
12. Picard likes painting nudes, for art's sake.
11. When Kirk doesn't trust the Romulans, he fires at them. When Picard 
doesn't trust the Romulans, he gets fired at.
10. Kirk never once, ever, wore a wiener wrapping Speedo banana hammock on 
shore leave.
9. Kirk never gets his command codes locked out by some pimply acting ensign.
8. Kirk doesn't test the engines -- he just fires them up.
7. When Kirk says "Boldly Go," he means it.
6. Three Words: Flying Leg Kick.
5. Picard's crew would never ever think of him as a sexual object.
4. Kirk traveled through The Great Barrier, met God, and wasn't even 
3. Kirk's bedroom is a passion pit with electric sheets.
2. Kirk would never let his Chief of Security wear a ponytail.
1. One Word: Balls.

You know a member of StarFleet is a redneck when:

His shuttle craft has been up on blocks for over a month
He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
He refers to Klingons as "Critters"
He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"
He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coat hanger and aluminum foil
He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section
He says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies"
He hangs fuzzy dice over the view screen
He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it
He says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"
He has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser
He insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"
He sets the foreword view screen to reruns of "Bassmaster"
He programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens
He refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"
His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale
His idea of a dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls
He wears mirrored shades on the Bridge
He sets his phaser to "Cajun"


What if Data was Microsoft compatible

WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.

PICARD: On screen.

[The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide.]

PICARD: Data, what's wrong here?

DATA: Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory to display an image of this size. May I suggest that you select a lower resolution?

PICARD: Make it so.

[The screen blanks, and then an image appears, with big, blocky square pixels. Three objects appear in the center, which could be Romulan warbirds, but which actually look more like the aliens in Space Invaders.]

PICARD: Data, open a hailing channel to the Romulans.

DATA: Aye, sir.

[Data picks up an hourglass from the floor beside him, turns it over, and places it on the console in front of him. He punches some buttons on the console and sits motionless for several seconds. A flash of light blossoms from one of the Romulan ships on the viewscreen.]

WORF: Incoming plasma torpedo, Captain!

PICARD: Shields up!

DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but I am still attempting to complete your last instruction. I must ask you to wait until I have finished before you issue your next command.

PICARD: What on earth do you mean? Data, this is *important*! I want those shields up *right now*.

DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but I am still attempting to complete your last instruction. I must ask you to wait until I have finished before you issue your next command.

LAFORGE: Allow me, captain. [to Data] Control-alt-delete, Data.

[Data removes the hourglass from the console, and returns it to the floor.]

DATA: The Romulans are not responding to my hails. Press my nose to cancel and return to Windows. Pull my left ear to close this communications channel which is not responding. You will lose any information sent by the Romulans.

[LaForge pulls Data's left ear.]

PICARD: Shields...

[There is a tremendous explosion. The bridge shakes violently, and all the crew members are thrown to the floor. A shower of sparks erupts from Wesley Crusher's station at the helm, throwing Wesley back away from the console.]

PICARD: Up, Data!

DATA: Aye, sir.

RIKER: All decks, damage report!

WORF: Captain, Ensign Crusher is injured. He appears to be unconscious.

[Data picks up the hourglass again, places it on his console, and punches some more buttons. He waits a few seconds, then puts the hourglass back on the floor.]

DATA: Shields are now up, captain.

PICARD: And not a moment too soon. Worf, lock all phasers on the lead Romulan ship.

WORF: Aye, sir. [He punches buttons on the weapons console.]

PICARD: Mr. Data, take the helm, and prepare for evasive action.

DATA: I am sorry, sir, but I do not have the proper device driver installed for that console.

PICARD: Well, damn it, install the right one.

DATA: Please insert Setup Implant #1 in my right nostril.

PICARD: Number One, where do we keep Data's setup implants?

RIKER: I left them with Geordi.

LAFORGE: [in a surprised voice] What!!? I thought you still had them!

PICARD: Data, don't you have device drivers stored in your internal memory?

DATA: Not found, sir. Please insert Setup Implant #1 in my right nostril.

PICARD: Data, I don't *have* Setup Implant #1.

DATA: Not ready reading right nostril. Abort, Retry, Fail?

PICARD: Abort!

DATA: Not ready reading right nostril. Abort, Retry, Fail?

PICARD: Well, fail, then!

DATA: Current nose is no longer valid.

[Data walks over to the helm, and presses several buttons. The ship lurches, the images of the Romulan warships suddenly shift to one side of the viewscreen, and a high-pitched whining noise is heard coming from somewhere else in the ship.]

LAFORGE: [alarmed] Data, what the hell are you doing?

PICARD: Number One, do we have a customer service number for Data?

RIKER: Yes sir, but last time I tried to call them, I got put on hold for two hours before I was able to talk to anyone. And that person wasn't knowledgeable about androids of Data's model. She specialized in industrial control robots.

[Suddenly, the lights all go out, the viewscreen goes blank, and all the usual noise of fans, motors, and so on whines to a halt. After a few seconds, the red emergency lights come on. Data is standing by the console, absolutely motionless.]

PICARD: What's going on?

LAFORGE: [checking the helm console] Lieutenant Data has caused a General Protection Violation in the warp engine core.

PICARD: These androids look really sharp, but you can't really do anything with them.

[The shimmer of the transporter effect appears, and six Romulans in full battle dress materialize on the bridge. A seventh figure, a Ferengi, appears moments later.]

FERENGI: [with a mercenary grin] Can I interest you in a Macintosh, Captain?


Zašto je Janeway bolja od Picard-a

  1. One word: hair
  2. More hair than all previous Star Trek commanding officers combined.
  3. Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff.
  4. Beams down to the planet like real Captains should.
  5. Mutes the doctor when the doctor gets out of line.
  6. Keeps her First Officer properly in the dark.
  7. Can speak "technobabble" with the best of them.
  8. Hasn't let an adolescent pilot the Federation flagship -- yet.
  9. Picard could never act like a prostitute to gain a tactical advantage.
  10. Commanded ships blown up: Picard: 2 Janeway: 1/2
  11. Voyager needs a female Captain. Its Captain must be willing to admit they're lost and pull over for directions.
  12. Hasn't quoted Shakespeare -- yet.
  13. Looks better in sleepwear.
  14. Gives guilt trips that would make a Jewish mother proud.
  15. Isn't French with an English accent.
  16. "Take this cheese to sickbay!" I don't know why this is here, either, but I loved that line!
  17. Will give you two days off to ponder your lifeshattering experience.
  18. When Janeway lands her ship, it can take off again.
  19. Janeway says "I don't like you!" to her enemies instead of trying to convince them to behave better.
  20. To comfort children, Janeway cares for them in a loving motherly way. Picard sings a French...about a monk...who can't wake up for morning bells.
  21. The only child on Voyager is a cute little thing with horns.
  22. Janeway has a First Officer with a tattoo.
  23. Picard likes to talk his way through. Janeway likes to punch her way through.
  24. She doesn't have any pesky Federation Admirals to get in her way.
  25. Three words: Compression Phaser Rifles.
  26. Acknowledges freely when she breaks the Prime Directive instead of trying to weasle her way out of it with philosophical ramblings.
  27. 40 episodes without surrendering the ship.
  28. 40 episodes and Wesley has yet to save the ship.
  29. Janeway's holo programs create useful things like doctors and lungs. Picard's holodecks create maniacal evil geniouses who yet again take over the ship.
  30. She doesn't need to straighten her uniform every time she stands.
  31. Janeway has never worn green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. However, if she did, she would look fantastic!
  32. Same level of sexual tension between Doctor and Captain.
  33. Has kids and they're cute little things.
  34. Never worries about meeting a son she never knew she had.
  35. Kirk looked good in ripped shirts; Picard looked good without a shirt; Janeway would look... no, they can't do that on network television.
  36. Cheese
  37. Doesn't force her crew to wear awful outfits, unless it is to blend in with a primitive planet.
  38. She doesn't waste time learning foreign languages. All lifeforms in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect English.
  39. Her engineer does not wear a banana clip over her eyes.
  40. Slouches in her chair even in critical life-threatening moments.
  41. Doesn't have a Counselor on board (thank God!).
  42. Her telepath only lives nine years.
  43. Janeway heard the words "boldly go where no man (er, woman) has gone before" and took them to the extreme.
  44. 45,000 light-years is one thing. Every point in the universe instantaneously? That's excessive!
  45. Picard tells alien cultures, "I hope our two cultures will one day come to a greater understanding." Janeway threatens them with "the deadliest of force."
  46. Janeway's holo-characters fall in love with her. Picard's holo-characters want to kill him.
  47. Janeway's Security Chief would never grow a ponytail.
  48. The high point of Enterprise cuisine were scrambled eggs that only Worf could stomach.
  49. Janeway doesn't have to point which way to go when they set off.
  50. Maintains an elaborate hairdo that would baffle even Princess Leia.
  51. Has mastered facial expression understood by all to mean, "Boy, Paris, are YOU ever stupid."
  52. Doesn't need her first officer's permission to blow up her ship.
  53. The highest field commision Picard ever gave out was "Acting Ensign."
  54. Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese. I can't help myself!
  55. Hugs her Vulcan from time to time.
  56. Has a more manly voice.
  57. Doesn't have a starship that splits in half when it's in a tight spot.
  58. Has a dog and a significant other, not some damn fish!
  59. Had sex with a crewmember and "might have initiated it."
  60. Kes. Troi. No contest.
  61. Nealix. Replicator. Ok, this one's debatable.
  62. At least she doesn't have to yell "Hot!" at her cook every time she wants something to drink.
  63. Her ship has neat-looking folding warp nacelles.
  64. Her CONN officer actually went through the Academy.
  65. Her CONN officer can use contractions.
  66. Her first officer has a halucinogenic device.
  67. Her Security Officer draws his phaser at the first hint of trouble. Picard's Security Officer gets beat up by half the aliens that come aboard.
  68. Her Security Officer would never drink prune juice.
  69. Hostile aliens surrounding her, half the crew are spies, the nearest help is 75 years away, and she's still kept the ship together.
  70. None of the crew members' relatives have ever tried to take over the ship, invade the Federation, steal a starship, or enslave all humankind.
  71. To help her relax, Janeway's first officer helps her contact her spirit guide. Picard's first officer helps him get . . . to Risa.
  72. Riker never smiled at Picard that way.
  73. Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted.

A Christmass Trek

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ship
Not a circuit was buzzing, not one microchip;
The phasers were hung in the armory securely,
In hope that no alien would get up that early.

The crewmen were nestled all snug in their bunks
(Except for the few who were partying drunks);
And Picard in his nightshirt, and Bev in her lace,
Had just settled down for a neat face to face...

When out in the hall there arose such a racket,
That we leapt from our beds, pulling on pant and jacket.
Away to the lifts we all shot like a gun,
Leapt into the cars and yelled loudly "Deck One!"

The bridge red-alert lights, which flashed through the din,
Gave a luster of Hades to objects within.
When, what on the viewscreen, our eyes should behold,
But a weird kind of sleigh, and some guy who looked old.

But the glint in his eyes was so strange and askew,
That we knew in a moment it had to be Q.
His sleigh grew much larger as closer he came.
Then he zapped on the bridge and addressed us by name:

"It's Riker, It's Data, It's Worf and Jean-Luc!
It's Geordi, And Wesley, the genetic fluke!
To the top of the bridge, to the top of the hall!
Now float away! Float away! Float away all!"

As leaves in the autumn are whisked off the street,
So the floor of the bridge came away from our feet,
And up to the ceiling, our bodies they flew,
As the captain called out, "What the Hell is this, Q?!"

The prankster just laughed and expanded his grin,
And, snapping his fingers, he vanished again.
As we took in our plight, and were looking around,
The spell was removed, and we crashed to the ground.

Then Q, dressed in fur from his head to his toe,
Appeared once again, to continue the show.
"That's enough!" cried the captain, "You'll stop this at once!"
And Riker said, "Worf, take aim at this dunce!"

"I'm deeply offended, Jean-Luc" replied Q,
"I just wanted to celebrate Christmas with you."
As we scoffed at his words, he produced a large sack.
He dumped out the contents and took a step back.

"I've brought gifts," he said, "just to show I'm sincere.
There's something delightful for everyone here."
He sat on the floor, and dug into his pile,
And handed out gifts with his most charming smile:

"For Counselor Troi, there's no need to explain.
Here's Tylenol-Beta for all of your pain.
For Worf I've some mints, as his breath's not too great,
And for Geordi LaForge, an inflatable date."

For Wesley, some hormones, and Clearasil-plus;
For Data, a joke book, For Riker a truss.
For Beverly Crusher, there's sleek lingerie,
And for Jean-Luc, the thrill of just seeing her that way."

And he sprang to his feet with that grin on his face
And, clapping his hands, disappeared into space.
But we heard him exclaim as he dwindled from sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good flight!"



Biografija: Willhe Strikher

Home region: All-Lez, Alaska, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy,

Commander Striker is the first cabin boy aboard the USS Genderprize 1701-Dcup under the command of Captain Dikhard. His mother died when he was two, after beating her, and was left to be raised by his abusive father Pyle Striker, who abandoned him when he was fifteen. An act which Striker held against his father.

 Willhe Striker graduated from Starfeel academy first in his class, by beating all the other students into subission.  Early on in his career, Striker was posted on Megahead where he became romantically involved with Deanna Troll. Willhe, a lieutenant at the time, chose a career over a long-term relationship with Deanna and so accepted a position on the USS Pottytrainer. He later was promoted to the executive officer position (commander) aboard the USS MyHood, under the command of Captain Robert DeSoto. Striker accepted a position on the Genderprize as first officer despite the opportunity to command the USS Fake.

 Some of  life's great opportunities have struck Striker many times. Such as the opportunity to posses Queer like powers, but Striker refused realizing that it was unsettling for his friends. Striker was one of  the fist officers to participate in the wife exchange program where he struck a deal with a white undershirt salesman aboard the IKC Pagh, a Peeon vessel. Opportunity knocked again for Striker when he was offered command of  the USS Airhed but he refused preferring to stay on the Genderprize. On one of  his many get-away missions Striker had a near brush with death when a jealous husband from Surata IV infected him with a virus that attached itself  to the nerves in his butt and made it's way to his brain, a short distance, threatening his life. Striker was once charged with the beating death of  his first wife on Tango IV but was released when a holodeck simulation proved that she had slipped on a banana peel, falling down the stairs, and accidentally impaling herself on the door knob accidentally, and had caused her own death. Willhe passed up his third opportunity to use a whip, but liked the natural feeling of  fist to face contact, during the Bored invasion. Soon after, he was given the field promotion to captain of  the Genderprize when the Bored captured Dikhard.



Biografija: Wart

Home region: Peeon Homeworld
Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate, with horrors
Marital status: single, he's got a huge wart on his forehead already!  

Wart is the son of  Mole. His natural parents died in a Humungan attack at the Kittylitter Outhouse soon after the alliance between the Generation X and the Peeon empire was formed. Then he was adopted by Sirgay and Helena Rozhenko. Sirgay was one of the Generation X's rescue team that arrived at the outhouse after the Humungan attack. Wart graduated from the Academy and was the first Peeon to enter Starfeel. Wart was assigned as zit control officer on board the Genderprize. He was promoted to Chief of  Skin Disease when the previous Chiefette, Nicefrom Far was killed. Later, when it was discovered that the outhouse was defiled, apparently by Mole. Under Peeon law, Wart had to carry the dishonor of  his father's stench. However, Wart learns that the real stinker was the head of the powerful Fumeass clan. Eventually, his outhouse priveliges are restored.

 Wart has a younger brother, Burned, and a foster brother, Nickonmyeye. He also has a son, Animaldander, from his mate K'car (a half-human, half-Peeon female who was later murdered by Fumeass). At the start of season four of  Deep Smoke 9, Wart is assigned to DS9 when the Peeon-Generation X alliance breaks down. Wart sides on the face of Generation X, and so Gowrong declares him a traitor to the Peeons once more.



Biografija: Uhuh

Home region: Swahili Land Somewhere
Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate twice, Once per breastesest
Marital status: single, remarkably, since NO is not in her vocabulary. Did you ever hear her say it?  

Uhuh served as one of  Ray Girls aboard the Genderprize on its original five-year mission, under the command of  James T. Jerk. It is not unusual to see her rewire or repair her own implants during a crisis.

 In Swahili the name of  Uhuh, translates to 'I Can't Say No,' and she speaks the teasing language fluently. She also has a beautiful swallowing like voice and was known to entertain members of the Genderprize crew, accompanying herself on the Tincan harpy. Uhuh has shown some romantic interest in Snotty, but it was never pursued. After her memory was wiped by the space probe Noman, using the Ecstasy Drug, Uhuh spent considerable time releasing the huge pieces of silicone the probe had destroyed.

 Uhuh served at Starfeel Command on Earth after the reassignment of the original Genderprize, where part of  her duty was to give lectures on Saying No. Prior to the Whittier peace conference, Uhuh returned to her former post at the request of Captain Jerk.


Biografija: Twobucks

Home region: Tincan
Education: Rearendi Academy, 2289-2293, Starfeel Class Accountant, Expelled for embezzlement
Marital status: married 2304, to T'Pel, Divorced 2305 for financial reasons  

Security chief and enforcer under Captain Kathryn Wrongway for unpaid loans. Earlier in his career Twobucks served on the U.S.S. Wy-oweme and was a bookie and numbers trainer at Starfeel Academy for 16 years before joining Wrongway's crew. In his youth he was an opponent of the Generation X - Peeon treaties but later came to see the wisdom of selling out to the highest bidder.

  In his personal life, Twobucks is a devoted penny pincher. Driving his wife into labor for 96 hours because he wouldn't pay for anestesia.



Biografija: Thomas Bareass

Education: Starfeel Academy Class Clown
Marital status: Single, but looking for a woman into talking butt jokes
Parents: Admiral Harry Bareass and Mrs. Pimply Bareass  

Bareass, born into a long line of distinguished Starfeel officers, had a troubled relationship with the average expectations of  his father. He managed to graduate from Starfeel Academy after a stormy four years of expulsions for mooning the faculty, and almost failing stellar fartography as a freshman. He did hone his natural aptitude for mooning, learning to drive a space ship with his butt hanging out the window.

  Despite his family legacy, Bareass unbuckled under his self-imposed pressures and tried to cover-up an error that caused the embarrassment of three officers; it was only his self-confession at the point he would have been butt slapped that netted him a flaming discharge. After leaving Starfeel he turned and bent over for The Mock, as a fly by his pants fighter pilot, but was captured by Starfeel on his first mission and this time was sentenced to a Penile Settlement, wearing only a butt covering detainment device.

  In later counseling, Bareass has revealed an unsatisfying relationship with women that has fostered rear end fixations, including a relationship with muchback women as an Academy freshman. He also has an affinity for the back seat of antique Earth ground vehicles and spring break mentality, especially of  the 20th century, and has enjoyed sailing butt naked in true life and in holo-programs.



Biografija: Snotty

Home region: Snort, North Dakota, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy, Class Coke Dealer
Marital status: never married  

Schnott Knoze, known as "Snotty" as well as "the miracle mucus" to his long time comrades, was the chief druggist engineer aboard the original Genderprize and its successor craft. Bullish on his Flemmish ancestry, he wears ceremonial kleenexes with his dress uniform, plays the nose flute and is renowned for both his drugs and his spoon collection from all parts of the galaxy.

 Once calling himself "an old Acid wall-crawler," Snotty began active service in Starfeel midway through the Academy, and served on a total of  11 ships. Jerk's original Genderprize was his first posting as chief druggist , and his smelly feats more than once saved the starship.

 Snotty had bought a Columbian Island in anticipation of  his retirement three months after the Whitier peace conference, but Jerk persuaded him instead to come back to active duty. On hand for the ceremonial christening of the Genderprize-Bcup, he helped save the newly launched starship from destruction by the Sexes, witnessing Jerk's apparent celebrity carreer death in the process.

  He finally did retire at the age of  72, after 52 years in Starfeel. but for years was presumed lost en route to the Endorphin Colony, his new home. It was discovered that he was the only survivor of  the ship's crash on the exterior of a Tyson SphEAR, kept alive only as a transporter sneezingloop until, ironically, he was rescued by a get away mission from the Genderprize-Ccup. So disoriented that he thought the great Captain Jerk had come to off him. After trading barbs and quips with Chief Engineer Geordi TheForger and helping to save that Genderprize, he received a permanently "loaned" shuttlecraft, the Goditshard, from Captain Jean-Luc Dikhard and set off  to snort the galaxy.

 Although Snotty was never married, he became involved with a fellow crew member and stoolie until she was arrested. In later years Uhuh expressed an interest in romance, but they never got together seriously, due to the lack of  Uhuh's uhuh's.



Biografija: Phuck

Home region: Tincan
Education: Starfeel Academy
Marital status: Engaged to G-String, but killed Jerk off, and rescinded  

Phuck was born on Tincan to a humane mother and a Tincan father. His mother was a teacher and his father was an Ambassador named So Sarry. When Phuck began school at the age of  fourty, the taunting began. The other children would tease him and taunt him because of  his large size. Phuck was always getting into fights with the other boys, and seldom losing. When he was 41, he came home after a fight and was scolded by his father. Sarry told him that he would be very dissapointed if  he did not pass on the clap, a test of maturity that all Tincan children must do. So, Phuck set out on his own a month before he was suppossed to, to take the test by passing on the clap. A Tincan female, a large harpy-like creature with poisonious teeth and claws, attacked him but, his Penthouse Pet was there and defended him with sillycone abuse of  her own. Phuck's cousin also helped and Phuck was returned home safely. A month later, he passed his clap-on, and for Phuck, this meant he got his clap-off, making him a first time clapper. Not long after that, Phuck was bonded to G'String. Later, when he experienced the porn farr and returned to Tincan to be married, but Mary left. His fiancee G'String chose the marriage fee, in which she picked Captain Jerk to fight Phuck for her. Phuck won, but, after thinking that he had killed Jerk off, he handed G'String over to her lover, Stoned. Jerk was not limp though, it had just appeared that he was.

  Phuck graduated from the Academy when he was 89 years old. Five years later, he was transfered to the USS Genderprize. Sometime in the 24th century, Ambassador Sarry apologized and handed over the title of  Rear Ambassador to Phuck. At the age of 202, Sarry died. Phuck was on Humungus at the time and Captain Jean-Luc Dikhard, disguised as a Humungan, went to Humungus and informed Phuck of  his father's death. Phuck had been trying to spark the Humungans and the Tincans. He had hoped that they could become a warring race again. As far as anyone knows, he still resides on Humungus now.



Biografija: Major Diva

Home region: Somewhere on Pager
Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate but never accepted the call to graduation
Marital status: single, nobody will put up with her  

Major Diva is a former member of the Pagering socialite underground. She is now an outspoken critic of  the socially unaccepted on Pager. Having getting anything she wanted all her life, she was undoubtedly pissed off with the Lardassians when they invaded Pager, it has angered her to see the older leaders not bow to her petty whining. She has been trying without success to reach the Papparazzi of  Pager herself,  to air her grievances to anyone that will listen.

  So it is very possible she was sent by the devil to be the administrator of swelled egos at the spaced station simply to get her shrillspoken voice into earshot. Diva loathes everyone, and she committed atrocities against them in the name of vanity, some of  which try to kill her. But others in the Pagering socialite underground begin a new wave of self-indulgence and she is forced into a greedy quandary about tracking them down and bringing them to her parties. Some of  them consider her a ho or skank, behind her back.


Biografija: Lick De'Pol

Home region: Tincan subregion called Condensed
Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate with honors for extraordinary tongue and cheeck capabilities, and winner of  the "Taster's Choice Award"
Marital status: Married to 420 year old KISS singer "Gene Simmons" 

Second highest rank of  the ship, she mainly acts as a taste officer (due to her 6 inch tongue), but many times takes on the crew when Letcher isn't around. Lick De'Pol is a Tincan Sub-swallower who was living on Earth for awhile when she was assigned to the Genderprize as a taster on their first mission.  The Tincans refused to give any aide, including their massive alien pant poles, unless the Genderprize had a taster aboard. De'Pol was assigned to be this taster.

 Captain Letcher was unhappy to hear that he was going to have a Tincan around especially Licking De'Pol, whom he blames for holding him back from exploding for nearly a minute. She has been known to tease other crewmembers as well. Lick De'Pol was originally assigned to the Genderprize for 6 days, however after completing her first tasting mission, to take a Peeon courier named Klaap to her quarters, Letcher provided De'Pol an excuse to stay aboard as an aide to the unknown territory known as fellatio, they are about to enter.

 De'Pol's licking and teasing annoys everyone aboard the ship, but people are slowly beginning to thrust her and get used to her different mouth structure. De'Pol would like nothing better, than to returm home to her husband for some extreme french necking.



Biografija: Kathryn Wrongway

Home region: Eerie, Indiana, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate, Almost Twice
Marital status: single, walked down the aisle the wrong way 13 times  

Given command of  U.S.S. Voyeur, new Insipid-class starship, presumed lost in Badlands for unkown reason. Wrongway is a tough captain who is afraid to ask for directions, while her thoughtlesness, and diplomacy have earned her respect and recognition as one of the best retreaters in Starfeel. Her talents in guessing and ignorance allow her to be constantly busy fixing mistakes, if necessary. She prefers to be addressed as "Captain" rather than "Hey! Dummy" or "Hey! You." Aside from tiddlywinks her studies have included road maps, compasses, and the gestural idioms of the Lost. Her preference for easy studies is self-traced back to childhood, when she would prefer that to thinking. Since then, she has indicated no pleasure in outdoor camping, hiking, or cooking. She just couldn't cut the compass thing after all.

  For relaxation, Wrongway enjoys role-playing and recreation in Holodeck programs, such as flying, Driving, skiing and sailing. Her success has been severely limited. In her youth she played doctor with a little boy and cut out the wrong organ, and then walked back home for 3 days in a thunderstorm from 2 blocks away. She has not played the game of doctor regularly since. As a child she also studied ballet and performed the "dying swan" at age 6, but fumbled when beginning the play with the death scene.

  At the Academy Wrongway was taught a captain had to keep a certain distance to the crew; considering she's always walking away from them, this would be easy.



Biografija: Jean-Luc Dikhard

Home region: France, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy
Marital status: Jean Luc Dikhard was born to More'ice and You'bet Dikhard

He had one brother called Rubbit. Jean Luc Dikhards' early years were spent in the hard surroundings of  his family's Bordello, in France, but at a young age he sought a life among the porn stars. He joined Starfeel at the age of  18, and chose life in Starfeel over a career in erectology, but his love of jism cultures has given him a special insight during his many years as captain.

  One of  the defining moments in Dikhard's life was the day when he lost his natural hardon in a fight with a Nautyfan over a game of con' dom-joust. The injury left Dikhard close to limp, but thanks to medical technology, he was given a cybergenital implant. He was fitted with a prosthetic hardon that has to be periodically replaced. Here is a quote from Dikhard about his youth 'There were many things in my youth I'm not proud of , mostly shrinkage."

  Dikhard's first command was the USS Porngazer, he took command after the captain was killed during an anal probe. Dikhard served aboard the Porngazer for many years, developing his hand to uh, hand skills as he leads get-away teams and handles conflicts with the Lardassians and Rearendi.

  He was also the first Starfeel captain to encounter the Bored. He gets a chance to experience them at close hand when he is humiliated into the Bored State. The physical scars were removed from Dikhard, but the follow up vaccinations still remain. Dikhard believes that an officers size is more important than the orders he or she is given, and has consistently refused to obey the impulses he considers moral. One example of this is when he joins the attack on the Bored State against Orders and manages to save Earth from total Boredom.



Biografija: James T. Jerk

Home region: Y., Ioutta, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy, Expelled for over exploration of self awareness
Marital status: married several times, but loved self more

 At the Academy, Jerk was called "a pack of  kleenex with a purpose." During the Academy days, Jerk was tormenting an upperclassman named Fingerin', who was frequently a target for his practical jokes. Jerk found a measure of satisfaction years later, in himself, when he had a chance to beat a rubber replica of  a woman created on the self amusement park planet in the Omigod Delta region.

 Jerk's first assignment after graduating from the Academy was aboard the U.S.S. Faagut. One of his first missions as a young lieutenant was to command a survey mission to his quarters. While serving aboard the Faagut, Lieutenant Jerk blamed himself for the invasion of  200 Faagut personal spaces. Sometime in the past Jerk almost died from a disease called self exploratory syphilitis.

 Jerk's greatest renown came from his command of a left-handed mission on the original Genderprize. Jerk had earned an incredible list of commendations from Starfeel, including the Palm of  fistal commencement, the Palm of  Honor, the Silver Palm with Cluster, the Starfeel Citation for Suspicuous Behaviour, and the Kragite Order of  Body Parts.

 Following the return of  his hand from it's five-year mission, Jerk accepted a promotion to rear admiral, while the Genderprize underwent an extensive cleaning of  the bathroom walls. At the time, Jerk recommended Woody Pecker to replace him as captain of  the Genderprize, although Jerk accepted a grade reduction back to wanker when he regained command of  his ship to meet the P'er threat. After this incident, Jerk commanded the Genderprize on a historic second five-year self exploratory mission.

 After the second five-year mission, Jerk became personal staff  inspector at Starfeel Academy. But returned to active duty when Khan't hijacked the Starship Unreliable, and stole the Genital Enhancing Device. Jerk's close friend, Phuck, was killed in that incident. Upon learning that Phuck survived, Jerk hijacked the Genderprize to the Genetal Planet to return Phuck's body to Tincan, where the body was reunited with it's Phucking spirit. Jerk self-distructed the Genderprize during this incident to prevent its capture by the Peeons. His son, David Mucus, was killed by Peeons during this event.

 Years later, Jerk played solo while saving the historic Whitier than you peace conference as well as the life of  the El Presidente. This was the last mission of the Genderprize under Jerk's command. Jerk retired to his bathroom three months later. Jerk's bathroom retirement lasted three years, when Jerk was called to the christening voyage of the third Genderprize (NCC-1701Bcup), and helped it's captain, rescue a transport vessel that was trapped in something called the Sexes. The Sexes is a marriage ribbon that is filled with only her pleasure, and where being right has no meaning. Kirk saved the Genderprize, but was pulled into the Battle of the Sexes and believed to be nagged to death.

 78 years later, Captain Jean-Luc Dikhard, attempted to stop Dr. Booleean Soreass from penetrating planet Virgin III in his obsessive attempt to return to the Sexes. However, Dikhard failed and had to pull himself repeatedly. While in the Sexes, Dikhard went to Jerk and asked him to help him stop Soreass. Jerk decided to leave the pleasure of the Sexes and have one last adventure. Jerk succeeded in saving Virgin III, but was morally wounded in the process of deflowering the virgins. Dikhard buried Jerk's genitals on Virgin III for all to use.


Biografija: Hazbiga Rax

Home region:  Prime Hooters
Education: Starfeel Academy on an over inflated scholarship grant
Marital status: Single, but longing to have Wart, and maybe some little warts  

The biography of  Hazbiga Rax has to take two parts; one for each bra cup. The silicone "Rax" which is around 300 years old and has had a number of injections over the years to keep soft and supple, and that of  the humanoid Thrill woman, Hazbiga. The silicone has a colorful history, having been touched by no less than seven other hands including a mouth. The host before Hazbiga was Curseno Rax, a not-so great mother figure of  Binjamin Disko in his youth.

  Hazbiga Rax was a very, very, attractive and big uh, eyed young woman, who didn't have to work very hard to get laid for the Thrill joining program. She was thrown out of  the program after a poor report from Curseno Rax during the initiate assessment, because of  mammoral jealousy. She was then reinserted into the program because of  unprecedented size, and finally became the host to Rax when Curseno Rax dried up.


Biografija: Harry Palms

Home region: Couldn't read ID due to stains
Education: Starfeel Academy
Marital status: Single, engaged to right hand
Parents: Test Tubes  #11 and  #46 

Harry Palms had an especially promising career in hand with engineering and analytical operations when his life was apparently pulled short along with 151 fellow crewmembers on the ill-fated Voyeur. Palms, who was engaged with his hand at the time of  his disappearance, had played solo for one full year straight, where his mounting palm problem fostered much debate.

  Though he enjoyed a stellar solo career and welcomed the challenges and adventures of self exploration, Palms was a bit nervous about living up to his own expectations.  Fresh from Starfeel Academy, he became Wrongway's Oops officer. Stranded in the bathroom. he feels his loss of  home and family as a raw wound. His fondling nearly got Voyeur home through a micro-wormhole. He has been "devoured" by vengeful sentient lusts trapped in his sexualized holo-program, survived the "afterorgasm" of the Vhnori, and returned from the limp on the quantum level as well. He also helped retrieve the MadDoctor from his damaged penile program and fought temptation to stay with a mirror.  Like Wrongway, Palms too is estranged from a fiancée, but he became instant friends with Bareass and stuck with him despite his palm problems.



Biografija: Feelit

Home region: Pervax, a Talax mooner
Marital status: Single, has involved himself with many children
Parents: Ped and Ophelia

  Feelit is a jovial molester, a species of the Feltya Quadrant, whose wit and instincts have enabled him to elude the planetary police. Now he aids Voyeur's cause after coming aboard with an orphanage, from his home system. Although he gives his good-natured abuse to children, he has been invaluable in preparing fresh diapers from the flora and fauna of  this region in order to ration cloth replicator power.

  Feelit's chores as self-appointed "child morale officer" have run the gamut from personal counseling, to a private video program for the children, "A debriefing with Feelit," was daily. The latter led to his single-handedly tracking down the elusive prize, risking his life, but emerging intact after killing the impulses, in his quarters.

  Feelit has already confronted his past devils coming aboard, admitting altar boy service before the 2366 conquest of  his home planet Pervax. His main activity aboard is that of  the ship's kindergarden teacher. His childish adventures are not always appreciated, though. Especially his custom of delivering a spanking at each meal while it is served.  His Feelit Resort holoprogram, was immediately removed when found..

  Due to a transporter accident, Feelit and Twobucks merged into one person with his own identity, and own name: Feelit-for-Twobucks. He was soon accepted among the crew, but after much consideration, Wrongway opted to have him put to sleep.



Fun with Borg

1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.
2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA.

Blonde Borgs have the same fun.

Borg Answering Machine Message:
But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone and we'll assimilate you later.

Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant.

Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.

Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.

Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required.

Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)

Borger King. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

Borga-Cola: Not the choice of The Next Generation.

Healthy Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym!

McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.

Our other computer is a Borg.

The Borg assimilated our race and all We got was this crummy T-Shirt!

The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.

Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevant.

We are Pentium of the Borg, division is futile, prepare to be approximated.

The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg!


Biografija: Emergency Maddoctor Hologram

The Emergency Maddoctor Hologram (EMH) was designed by Dr Jeckyl with the assistance of  Mr. Hyde at the Jupiter Station Quackprogramming Center. The Doctor has access to potions of more than 2000 voodoo reference sources and the expertise of  417 witch doctors, which give him unparalleled lab experiment possibilities.

  His original function was that of a quack physician if the human chief medical officer went nuts. At first his medicines were rough to swallow, and his impatience with his patients did not earn him much popularity. Influenced by Lez, however, his curses gradually improved, and the extra limbs just dropped off on their own.

  Ever since Lez suggested he should find the perfect body for himself, the Doctor has been attempting to do so. He had settled for 'Frankenstein' once, but that name reminded him too much of  the loss of  his first body, so he abandoned it in a ditch.



Biografija: Deanna Troll

Home region: Megahead
Education: Starfeel Academy, Class Pedicurist, Expelled for foot fetish
Marital status: Never even close  

Deanna Troll served as the ship's beauty counselor. Born under a bridge near the lake El-Aarg on Megahead, Troll was the daughter of  Megaroid Ambassador Iwaana Boy and the late Lt. Imma Troll. One of  her many memories from her childhood, includes her really ugly father reading ancient mystical stories for her at bedtime, which resulted in a lifelong interest in trolls. He passed away when she was only 7 years old, when ugliness struck Deanna very hard, right in the face.

 According to Megaroid custom, Deanna was supposed to be "genetically altered" by Dr. Whynott Killher, the son of  her late father's best friends, sister's third cousin's brother. The arranged experiment was meant to make her pretty, but for some reason it was called off.

 What Deanna didn't know for years, was that she had a sister, who she had drowned in the nearby lake on Megahead when she was about six years old. Deanna, at this point had sharp claws and large teeth. In grief and guilt her parents moved away, and upon Imma's death Iwaana deleted all mention of  Deanna's sister in personal toilet logs.

 After her Academy graduation, she returned to her homeworld for advanced beauty studies at the University there. During this period she met and had a deep romance with Willhe Striker. Striker and Troll had planned to reunite six months after he left Megahead for the USS Pottytrainer, but his rapid fist negated that, and she eventually got away from him. Despite latent beatings, their professional life has remained largely platonic since they were reunited on USS Genderprize two years later.

 Deanna has never shown any signs of negative reactions to Striker's occasional beatings to other women. Romantic attractions of  her own have included, a brief dating relationship with fellow officer Wart. Owing to concern about her lack of cosmetic expertise during a hair raising crisis stint as senior cosmotoligist officer on the Genderprize, she successfully completed the Starfeel Beautician exam afterwards. This training contributed to the successful restoration of  Zephyr Cochring's hair and nails on his pioneer warp flight, when she helped minimize 24th century involvement and thus potential timeline contamination by acting as floor sweeper and hair washer when the original crew was killed by the time-traveling Bored.

 She is also trained in massage and stimulation therapy, which often made her a greatly valued first contact team member. She was once abducted in a forced shuttlecraft crash, then barely survived abduction and surgical alteration to pass as a Supermodel agent aboard a warship to help the Empire of the Ants underground, to smuggle out two high-ranking defectors.



100 načina kako "ubiti" Wesley Crusher-a

100. Killed by angry Star Trek fans while on a mission through time at a symposium - location: anywhere!
99. Beamed into empty space, seen exploding just outside Beverly's viewport -- Ouch!
98. Killed by Beverly while sleeping (very interesting!)
97. Killed by Picard after accidentally sending the Enterprise into the sun.
96. Killed by falling rocks at Yosemite (ST V)
95. Killed by transporter malfunction - molecular cohesion lost, turned into a blob (ST: TMP)
94. Killed in holodeck malfunction: Hard Drive Crash - disappears mysteriously without a trace. 93. Holodeck safeties fail - burned at the stake in Salem...
92. Killed by Romulans after War Crimes trial (ST VI)
91. Killed on runabout in a bizarre accident - dumps plasma, ignites, blows up warp core.
90. Killed in misunderstanding between Cardassians and Romulans - Romulans thought he was still a member of starfleet - actually defecting to the Romulans.
89. Caught reprogramming the Kobayashi Maru simulator - imprisoned for life, commits suicide using a Romulan disruptor.
88. Stabbed by Cardassian through the heart in a fight over a game of strip poker.
87. Creates a mutation of nannites that attack his shuttle and cause it to enter a star.
86. Killed by sudden resurgance of K.E.H.L. (Keep Earth Human League)
85. Decides to drink a Klingon alcoholic beverage (baaaaaad idea....)
84. Kills himself after he gets transporter insanity.
83. Killed by transporter malfunction in which he becomes inverted (insides out, etc.)
82. Killed by electrical fire in shuttlecraft.
81. Killed by automatic defenses of Borg ship while attempting to escape.

For the next few, imagine that Wesley goes through the DS9 wormhole. He then proceeds to travels to... the television planet, a planet where everything and everyone is from a TV series or a motion picture:

80. Joined the cast of Star Wars and was killed by bounty hunters.
79. Meets himself in TNG, realizes that the universe would be better without him , and kills himself.
78. Decapitated by a crashing helicopter while in Twilight Zone-The Movie (Phineas Narco, edited)
77. Shot by Darion Lambert on Time Trax. He has already been hit by three red pellets, but he is hit again, and his mind is scattered through time.
76. Meets Nermal on Garfield and Friends and kills himself because he is no longer the most obnoxious thing in the universe.
75. Falls in love with 90210 star and never returns to reality.
74. Falls in love with cult leader who eats him alive.
73. Accused of raping CBS wetern character and hung.
72. Changes his name to Mike, gets caught by the Mads (MST 3K) and is sent to replace Joel and is forced to watch the worst movies ever made.
71. Was caught trying to smuggle a sacred flower onto Babylon 5 and was sent to prison after completely losing his mind. He was later hung.
70. Joined the cast of Twin Peaks and got cancelled.
69. Joined the cast of TOS and almost got cancelled several times before he was finally cancelled.
68. Became a stand-in for the great sword-swallower.
67. Played a stunt role in an unreleased full-length feature film version of Edgar Allen Poe's classic The Pit and the Pendulum.
66. Played the worker in Lethal Weapon 3 - you know, the one who got pushed into the concrete.
65. Was eaten by Jaws.
64. Joined the Full House cast and died of a heart-attack while trying to endure Danny Tanner's worst stand-up comedy act.
63. Played role of wife in movie version of Poe's The Black Cat.
62. Played the leading role in Julius Caesar.... (Played Julius Caesar, death by stabbing, etc.) 61. Turned into a maid on the movie Ice Pirates. (If you haven't seen it, don't bother to go rent it....)

All right. Enough with the TV planet thing. This has gone way too far!

60. Killed when shuttlecraft undergoes sudden decompression....
59. Meets himself in the past and doesn't recognize himself, gets into an argument with himsef, kills himself, and ceases to exist.
58. Devoured by a pack of genetically-altered, flesh-eating tribbles.
57. Beamed down with controls accidentally set for maximum dispersion.
56. "Accidentally" beamed into a star.
55. [Presumably due to sensor error,] beamed into a bulkhead.
54. Sent to Klingon prison world (Rura Penthe) for war crimes, and freezes to death.
53. Falls into vat of hydrochloric acid.
52. Accidentally "falls" into nacelle - Picard *tries* to catch him...
51. Falls in love with Deanna Troi - killed by Worf.
50. Falls in love with Deanna Troi - killed by Riker.
49. Falls in love with Deanna Troi - killed by Worf and Riker.
48. Falls in love with Isabella (Imaginary Friend) and she lures him into a nebula. His shields fail and she absorbs his life force.
47. Falls in love with Dax - killed by Bashir.
46. Falls in love with Klingon - killed while mating.
45. Falls in love with Tasha Yar and, thus, buries himself on the holodeck.
44. Falls in love with a ferengii and is shot out of orbit after forgetting the third rule of acquisition. 43. Falls out of an airlock on Starbase 102.
42. Trapped forever in an old computer core beamed into empty space.
41. Trapped in a shuttlecraft with no engines, no communications, and no emergency suits, but twenty-five years of life support - a very long death....
40. Captured by Cardassians on a secret mission and forced to listen to 18 hours of bad beginning violin student recitals before he finally took his own life.
39. Drowned in a freak shuttlecraft crash in the middle of the Pacific ocean....
38. During a trip to Alaska, he is attacked by arctic wolves and eaten slowly, bit by bit.
37. After traveling back in time, he is executed for participating in the Tiennamen Square riots. 36. He is electrocuted while repairing a computer core on a Romulan ship. (The Federation was so overjoyed that they officially ended a five-year long war between the Romulans and the Federation.)
35. He stumbles onto a new set of high-efficiency warp field equations and is able to travel at warp 100. Unfortunately, his sensors fail midway, and he is forced to navigate manually. He crashed into a star and blew it out, destroying an entire civilization (the Cardassians) and saving another (humanity).
34. He is assimilated by the Borg.
33. He refuses to join the Q continuum and is killed by another bizarre tornado.
32. He is incorrectly transported and is reduced to elementary carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen atoms.
31. In a brilliant scientific acheivement, his brain is transferred into Spot (Data's cat).
30. Picard tries to catch him when he jumps from a burning building, but misses.
29. Trapped in a turbolift that plummets to the lowest deck of the Enterprise.
28. Dies while attempting to eat Gach (Klingon worms).
27. Dies in a shuttle bay malfunction - his ship is cut in half by the Enterprise's shuttle bay doors.
26. Gunned down in front of a 7-11 in New York City in the 20th century.
25. Trapped in space when his shuttlecraft turns out to be Odo.
24. Death in car crash - didn't see the severe tire damage sign and ran into a house.
23. Death by lightning strike.
22. Death in airplane crash - Capt. Picard "forgot" to fix Wesley's parachute....
21. Hit by runaway taxi cab in San Francisco when its paring brake failed and it rolled down a loooooong hill.
20. Killed when his shuttlecraft hit a gravitic mine.
19. Death by radiation sickness when trapped in a shuttlecraft with shields down near a shuttlecraft whose warp core breached.
18. Death by pressure wave when trapped in an old starship whose warp core breached (accidentally...).
17. Death from plasma burns after being ordered by Commander Troi to repair a damaged plasma conduit while the ship was in warp. **Ouch!**
16. Death from asphyxiation when his shuttlecraft's life support began to fail slowly. ****O-u-c-h!****
15. Death from overdose of morphine from plasma burns received while repairing warp conduit.
14. Death from contact with antimatter after strange transporter coordinate error beamed him into his shuttlecraft's antimatter containment pod.
13. Killed himself after insanity caused by a Vulcan mind-meld gone amuck and broken in the middle.
12. Killed by a turbolift malfunction in which the doors opened with the car twenty levels below. 11. Killed by the bends after surfacing from a sunken shuttlecraft.
10. Killed by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge on a dare from his former friends at the academy.
9. Killed during phasing tests when he rephased within a wall of granite.
8. Killed while using tek to access the Internet by security systems.
7. Killed while trying to escape from a Romulan prison.
6. Killed on the operating table by a careless surgeon attempting to perform plastic surgery.
5. Killed because of hemhorraging due to brain transplant.
4. Killed by spacesuit leak while repairing the AE-35 antenna module. (2001 - Clarke, Arthur C.) 3. Killed while in engineering during a warp core eject.
2. Incorrectly listed as dead due to computer error and cremated.
1. Incorrectly identified as dead due to tricorder malfunction and buried alive!

Maybe that'll finish him off...


Biografija: Commander Yadontsay

Home region: Born on Planet x (Lardassian-Federation border)
Education: Unknown
Marital status: Won't Say
Parents: Son of  Sam, and Samantha  

A Native American descendant, this onetime Starfeel commander was resigned from his position as an instructor in Starfeel's Advanced Tactical Training in 2370 to join the Mock, we think. But, he won't say. Yadontsay is a gentle man but unsure of  himself, and is one of  the Mock's who are truly in the fight for ambiguity, and not mercenary gain or violent outlet.

  Yadontsay looks to his spiritual background for inner answers, and doesn't like sharing that belief  with others, even giving some good-natured beatings for asking, to Torres or Paris, among others. He uses a TV guide summoned by his medicine bundle, prays to speak with his psychic for guidance, and wears a mask for self-healing. With a mother suffering from ongoing dimentia, he is also reportedly an excellent mentalist, probably.

  Yadontsay's piloting skills trace back to who knows where. Tracing Yadontsay's past to the Rubber Tree People of Central America, proved impossible because they resisted the intrusion of  any society until the development of  the warp drive in the 21st century allowed them to leave Earth and find their own home for good. They have not been seen since. Ya don't say.


Biografija: Chuck Upchucker III

Home region: Pukesville, Barfingmore, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy Undertable Graduate
Marital status: single, can't seperate himself  from his toilet bowl  

Charles Upchucker III often goes by the nickname "Hurl" and is the 3rd highest puking officer aboard the Genderprize, after Licking De'Pol.
 Hurl has been a good drinking friend of Captain Jonathan Letcher for a long time and was one of  Letcher's first customer choices for his new bar. He's mentioned several times that his favorite food is catfish on icecream, with ketchup.

  Hurl is a drunken southerner who has a bad sense of  humor and is always ready for the next fight. He enjoys going on benders to get himself arrested from time to time. Hurl and Lieutenant Malcolm Peed argue on many occasions, mainly over the booze and booze dispensing systems, or just about anything else booze related. Despite this, these two eventually learn to drink and spew together. As witnessed in "Sheetfaced One," Hurl is a very disoriented person, and Peed is very pessimistic and never "lowers his pants."

  Charles Upchucker is the first and only recorded case of a human male becoming pregnant while intoxicated, and half of the first human interspecies drunken, trailerpark trash couple.



Famous Borg

Borg, James Borg.

P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim. . . absorbed.

Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg.

Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.

Geraldo of Borg: Next -- brothers who assimilate sisters.

Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing We ever assimilated.

We are Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, We assimilated you last year.

We are Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.

We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!

We are Descartes of Borg: We assimilate therefore We are.

We are Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.

We are Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated! Wesistance is usewess!

We are Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.

We are Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!

We are Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.

We are Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.

We are Tweety of Borg. We _tawt_ We attimiwated a puddy tat!

We are Windows NT of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.

We are Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.

We are Zsa Zsa da Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.

Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg.



Biografija: Captain Letcher

Home region: Stalker, NY, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate 4 times, wouldn't stop leeching off other students
Marital status: single, but has sleezy relations with every female he comes in contact with, just like Jerk   

Jonathan Letcher commands the first deep-space Starfeel wessel, the Genderprize. This new ship is the fastest humper built by the people of  Earth with a new hump 5 engine which his father helped create after Doctor Zephyr Cochring's legendary warp flight in 2063.

  After Doctor Cochring made his warp flight, the Tincans oversaw the production and advancement of  Earth's spaced program now called Starfeel for 90 years. Letcher never forgave the Tincans for this and mistrusts them. Letcher enjoys spending time with his dog, Porthole, which lives aboard Genderprize. He also enjoys voyeurism, which we see him do a lot, and loves exploration at every level. He always goes out of the way to stalk people, often getting himself into trouble and endangering his crew to do so.


Biografija: Boner

Home region: Middlesex, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy, Class Gynacologist, Expelled for over indulgence
Marital status: married once to Joy, but she couldn't cope with a name like Joy McBoytoy 

Nicknamed 'Boner' by his longtime friend and commander, Captain James T. Jerk, McBoytoy replaced Pete "the pie eyed" Piper as chief medical officer on the original five-year mission but clearly became the most endowed. By that first year he had already won commendations for Lesions of  Pain, and was treated like a virgin by Starfeel Surgeons.

 His genital's were sometimes hard, an outer crustiness masking deep scaring beneath the surface. His "porno" roots led to the old-time physician manner of doctoring, with a Southern touch that was most apparent when under sexual stress. He distrusts rubber technology and rises to the situation whenever possible. As a sexual watchdog he was not afraid to take on his captain, but it was his running battle with Phuck which became legendary.

 McBoytoy contracted the impotence syndrome and retired from Starfeel to spend his remaining days on the Hemroid ship, Yoko Ohno, and that world's strip priestess, called 'Nitely'. By exploring the ship Yoko Ohno's hidden secrets, Phuck found a cure for impotence and McBoytoy left 'Nitely' to return to the service.

 After the Genderprize's triumphant return from its five-year mission, Boner retired from Starfeel, grew a woody and went into sexclusion with a proctology practice, only to be forced back by Jerk and a Rear Admiral when P'er(from 1st Trek Movie) threatened Earth. After that, he continued through the years of renewed Genderprize service with Jerk until at least the Whitier than you peace talks. He survived imprisonment with Jerk on plumped-up charges at a mining prison when he could not revive assassinated Peeon Chancellor Gerkin. Phuck's deposit of  his katra in a katra bank after The Genital Enhancing Project, had nearly driven Boner crazy and landed him in Starfeel detention until their reunion took place, whereupon he delighted in the Tincan's reNeducation process.



10 stvari koje možeš napraviti dok si u Borg kocki

1. Daj im da asimiliraju Windowse
2. Ako ih to ne sruši dodaj Windows Service Pack 2
3. Dok se ruše pusti snimku: Mi smo Microsoft. Vaš sustav će biti srušen. Otpor je uzaludan.
4. Ako koja radilica preživi dotuci je Microsoft Officeom.
5. Upoznaj Borgovsku kraljicu sa Bill Gatesom.
6. Dok se upoznaju onako usput spomeni Billu da Borg koristi ilegalne kopije Windowsa.
7. Gledaj kako Borg napadaju gomile Billovih ratnika zvanih odvjetnici.
8. Gledaj kako je nakon napada Borg prisiljen prodati kocku da podmiri dugove a Borgovska kraljica odnese gaće na štapu.
9. Kupuj samo originalne Windowse da te ne zadesi ista sudbina kao i Borga
10. Ama baš nikad ne instaliraj Windowsa u shuttle jer mogao bi proći gore od Voyagera.


Biografija: Benjamin Disco

Home region: Travolta Town, Earth
Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate, voted class disco-dick-tarian
Marital status: Married to 402 year old singer Whitney, in Houston  

Binjammin Disko attended Starfeel Academy in San Francisco, the disco capital of the world. He danced rapidly through the ranks and was a Commander on the USS Tapdance when it was destroyed by the Bored. His wife, Whitney, was killed during a choking attack on a bong and he was left to bring up his son, Fake, by himself. For three years after the Bored attack, Disko was a soon to be forgotten man, years later being able to recover with the shattering loss of good rock, and or, roll.

  During this time, he worked at the Utoke Plant shipyards working on various strains including the prototype of  the anti-Bored bongship (the USS Ican'tfindit). He was reassigned to Deep Smoke Nine as it's commander when the Lardassians pulled out of  their occupation of  Pager. He negotiated an understanding with some lifeforms who live outside time allowing the use of the Bunghole in Paging space, he then became an important figure in Paged religon, The Megafairy. For the first two seasons, he commanded DS9 with the rank of Commanding Prancer, but in season three he was promoted to Captain Dancer.


Biografija: B'Ellana Whores

Education: Starfeel Academy, incomplete second year due to klingon whoring ritual
Marital status: Single, but involved with everyone 

After a brilliant but troubled two years hooking at Starfeel Academy, Whorres seemed to be constantly at odds with the police due to several disruptive episodes at her school. She and her Peeon pimp had lived on Kessick IV among the Johns, after her father, a human Starfeel officer, left them when she was 5.

She later joined the Mock rebellion in its slutty stages and by mid-2370 was acting as sleezoid for former Starfeel officer Yadontsay's crew. When she turns to recreation as an outlet, she has been known to play with herself and Ens. Bareass.


All Borg

And the only thing the borg left behind was NT.
Borg saying: we came. we absorbed. we left.
Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)
Borgdos: Irrelevant command or filename.
Borgasm: the ecstacy of being assimilated.
Borger King: Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
Bush Borg: The economy is irrelevant.
Distance is irrelevant: pythagoras of Borg.
Drunk Borg: Rslience in floor tile, Wan'be similated?
I yam popeye of Borg, prepare to be askimilated
I am yoda of borg: irrelevant the force is.
I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... OOooo! donuts!
I am ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but wait there's more

I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess!
Mcborgers: over 90 million assimilated
P-porky P-pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim.. absorbed
I am lorena bobbitt of borg. You will be assimilated - piece by piece.
Rush LimBorg:liberals are irrelevant.
Tennis is irrelevant. - Bjorn Borg
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Friday.
Whose laser thru yonder saucer section cuts? 'Tis the Borg
The Borg: Calm, Cool, Collective.
*test, If you can read this, my cloaking device is on the fritz again...
Anyone seen the Muppets?
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg, borg borg.
I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Victor of Borg. You will be assimilated - But first a piano
I am Jordan of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Jordan of Borg. Baseball Sucks!
Geraldo of Borg: Next, Brothers who assimilate sisters.
I am Perot of Borg. My non-candidacy is irrelevant.
I am George Carlin of Borg. The seven words you can never say on TV are
assimilate, assimilate,...
I am Bush of Borg. Read my lips, no new assimilations.
I am the village people of Borg: Y. M. C. A.
I am Rush of Borg. All dittoheads have already undergone assimilation
I am Little Caesar of Borg. Assimilate, Assimilate.
Readneck of Borg: We all is goina asimilate you buddy!
Be assimilate in 30 minutes or less, or your next death is painful..
Infect them, install windows on their collective of Borg
Next, Brothers who assimilate sisters.


Biografija: Beta

Home region: Omyitsgone Beta science colony
Education: Starfeel Academy, outdated records to follow, expelled for non attendance
Marital status: married once and later divorced due to disinterest and useless parts  

Beta was the fifth and one of  the last models created by Dr. Betamax Sony. He was permanently de-activated when he was found by members of a get away team after the Crystalline Methamphetamine had drained the life force from the colony.

 The crew that had found him, inspired him to join Starfeel, and he was barely accepted to the Academy. He found the entrance exams well beyond his outdated Beta Brain but he soon discovered that his biggest problem was his lack of  VHS interaction, which he didn't quite understand. After a curriculum which included advanced training in video quality, and movie selection, he graduated to video stores with blockbuster failure in lousy sales probability and xafsability. After that, he spent three more years on a shelf as an ensign and 10-12 more in the garbage can.

 Beta discovered that he had a "brother", Gore, built with an inferior ethics program and originally disassembled before Beta's own creation, due to excessive killing sprees. Beta himself created an almost as short-lived Thetamax, christened Lalalala whose ownership had again been contested by Sony. The video overload she was exposed to in the livingroom environment jammed her unintended playing ability and could not process it adequately, so she "died" despite the best efforts of  Beta and Sony.

 After all Beta's years in Starfeel following de-activation, Geordi TheForger was the first to become a friend and accept him with respect as an equal to VHS.



Biografija: 2 of 4 Pack

Home region: Trailer park colony of  Boozer Prime
Education: Grade 5 Remedial School (but left to join the Bored State)
Marital status: Married 7 of  9 times
Parents: Both died of alcohol assimulation in the Bored State

  At an age of about six, she could drink a whino under the table. Then on board the deep space wessel 'Raveing', she drank herself  into the Bored State. Before she came aboard Voyeur, she served as Tertiary Adjunct to Multi-boozemix 01 within the Bored State.

  After Wrongway severed her link with the beer store, her drinking genes began to reassert themselves, thus provoking a sober-threatening withdrawal reaction from her Bored implants.

  Captain Wrongway decided to keep 2 of 4 pack on board, as it was Wrongway who was responsible for drying her out, with hopes she won't try to kill her for it. There's one thing the people on Voyeur can offer her which the Bored State could not:  Synthahol.

  Currently, she is assigned to AA.





Gene Roddenberry

U rujnu 1987. godine serija «Star Trek: The Next Generation» nastavila je priču koju je Gene Roddenberry započeo prije 25 godina. Kao stvaralac i producent Originalne serije, posijao je sjeme iz kojeg je iznikao jedan od najvećih fenomena u povijesti televizije i filma, koji je bitno utjecao na modernu kulturu, ali i na neke znanstvene tendencije.

Iako je Gene Roddenberry umro 24. listopada 1991. njegovo je nasljeđe i dalje raslo i razvijalo se kroz nekoliko filmova i još tri serije - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Voyager i Star Trek: Enterprise.

Tijekom snimanja TOS-a, Roddenberryjeva reputacija futurista počela je sve više rasti. Njegovi uradci smatrani su vizionarskim. Govorio je na NASA-inim skupovima, u Smithsonian Institutionu, skupovima u Kongresnoj knjižnici, kao i na vrhunskim sveučilištima.

Kao stvaralac međuzvjezdanog broda Enterprise i njegove posade, koja je uključivala junačkog kapetana Kirka i logičnog vulkanca mr. Spocka, Roddenberry je nenamjerno stvorio dosad neviđeni fenomen, praćen obožavateljima svih profila, među kojima su nebrojeni fizičari, aeronautički inženjeri, kućanice, senatori, djeca, učitelji i intelektualci, a koji su postali poznatiji pod nadimkom Trekkiji, a kasnije i Trekkeri. Serija je izašla iz okvira televizije i osvojila SF nagradu Hugo, a zatim se nastavila u obliku animirane serije i filmova.

Gene Roddenberry vodio je zanimljiv i šarolik život, uzbudljiv poput nekog pustolovno-fantastičnog romana. Rođen je u El Pasu, u Texasu, 19. kolovoza 1921. Djetinjstvo je proveo u Los Angelesu, tri godine je proveo na policijskoj akademiji, a zatim se prebacio na aeronautičko inženjerstvo te dobiva pilotsku dozvolu. Volontirao je u američkim Zračnim snagama u jesen 1941. te mu je zapovijeđeno da ode na kadetsku obuku za pilota, kada su Sjedinjene države ušle u Drugi svjetski rat.

Nakon izlaska sa Kelly Fielda u Texasu, kao poručnik, Roddenberry je poslan u južni Pacifik gdje je sudjelovao u bitci kod Guadalcanala, pilotirajući bombarderom B-17 iz novoosvojene japanske zračne luke, koja je preimenovana u Henderson Field. Letio je u misijama protiv neprijateljskih uporišta u Bougainvilleu te je sudjelovao u invaziji na Mundu. Sve u svemu, sveukupno je sudjelovao u 89 misija i zadataka. Odlikovan je Distinguished Flying Crossom i Air Medalom.

Dok je bio u južnom Pacifiku, počeo je pisati. Priče je prodavao letačkim magazinima, a kasniju poeziju je izdavao, ali ju i publicirao u The New York Timesu. Nakon povratka iz rata, postao je istražitelj Zračnih snaga u Washingtonu, D.C., istraživajući padove aviona. Na kraju rata, pridružio se Pan American World Airwaysu. Tijekom tog vremena, također je studirao književnost na sveučilištu Columbia.

No, tijekom leta iz Kalkute, njegov avion izgubio je dva motora i zapalio se usred leta, što je rezultiralo padom aviona u sirijskoj pustinji. Kao stariji preživjeli časnik, Roddenberry je poslao dva Engleza da preplivaju Eufrat u potrazi za svijetlošću koju je zapazio prije negoli je zrakoplov pao. U međuvremenu, Roddenbery je pregovarao s nomadima koji su došli opljačkati mrtvace. Englezi su stigli do sirijske vojne baze, koja je poslala mali avion da istraži pad. Roddenberry se vratio malim avionom do baze gdje je odaslao poruku Pan Amu, koji je odmah poslao spasilački avion. Roddenberry je poslije dobio Civil Aeronautics Commendation za trud koji je uložio tijekom nesreće.

Nazad u SAD-u, Roddenberry je nastavio letjeti sve dok, po prvi put, nije ugledao televiziju. Tačno procjenjujući budućnost televizije, shvatio je da će novi medij trebati pisce i uvidio da će hollywoodski filmski studiji uskoro dominirati novom industrijom. Odmah je djelovao, ostavio je letačku karijeru za sobom i uputio se u Hollywood, otkrivši pritom da je televizijska industrija u svojim počecima, sa svega nekoliko mjesta za moguće pisce. Na prijateljev prijedlog, zaposlio se u losanđeleskoj policiji (LAPD), krenuvši tako očevim stopama i skupljajući iskustvo koje će mu biti neprocjenjivo kao piscu.

Do vremena kad je postao policijski narednik, Roddenberry je prodavao svoje pisane uratke Goodyear Theatru, The Kaiser Aluminum Houru, Four Star Theateru, Dragnetu, The Jane Wyman Theateru i Naked Cityju. Sada kao pisac, vratio je značku i postao slobodni prijevoznik. Kasnije je radio kao glavni pisac za vrlo popularnu seriju Have Gun, Will Travel. Njegova epizoda "Helen of Abiginian" dobila je Writers Guild nagradu te je podjeljena ostalim piscima kao model skripte za seriju. Sljedeće što je napravio bilo je stvaranje i produciranje serije Liutenant, s Garyjem Lockwoodom i Robertom Vaughnom. Bila je to priča o mladiću koji je učio životne lekcije tijekom službovanja u Marincima.

Sljedeće i je bio Star trek (1966.–1969.). Prva dva pilota mreža je odbacila, nazvavši ih "previše mozgovnim". No kad je napokon emitiran, Star Trek je priskrbio odane poklonike, postavši prva televizijska serija čije se epizode čuvaju u Smithsonianu. Osim toga, tri i pol metarski model U.S.S. Enterprisea izložen je na istom katu Smithsoniana gdje se nalaze i originalni avion braće Wright, kao i Lindbergov "Spirit of St. Louis". Uz počasti kojie je seriji dodjelio Smithsonian, NASA-in prvi space shuttle nazvan je Enterprise, kao odgovor na stotine tisuća pisama fanova serije da nazovu prvi shuttle po voljenom brodu.

Nakon što je Star Trek završio, Roddenberry je producirao film "Pretty Maids All in a Row" s Rockom Hudsonom, Angie Dickinson i Telly Savalas. U tom je razdoblju osmislio nekoliko pilota za televiziju, poput «Genesisa II» za CBS (1973), u kojemu se radnja vrtjela oko oporavka Zemlje od užasa Trećeg svjetskog rata. Poslije «Genesisa II» osmislio je «The Questor Tapes» za NBC (1974),. Bila je to priča o androidu koji traži svog stvaratelja, a zatim je uslijedio nastavak genesisa II pod naslovom «Genesis II - Planet Earth», za ABC. osimtoga, valja napomenuti kako je bio koautor i producent "Spectre" (1977), dvosatnog horor filma za NBC.

Roddenberry je obavljao dužnosti člana izvršnog vijeća Writers Guilda, kao i predsjednika Akademije televizijskIh znanosti i umjetnosti. 4. rujna 1986., Roddenberryjevi fanovi poklonili su mu zvijezdu na Hollywoodskom šetalištu slavnih, kao prvom piscu/producentu počašćenom tim priznanjem. U veljači 1990. godine March of Dimes počastili su Roddenberryja s «Jack Benny» nagradom za životno djelo.

U četvrtak, 24. listopada 1991. Gene Roddenberry je umro, a svijet je žalio za jednim od pionira televizije. U vrijeme smrti, Gene je bio sa svojom suprugom Majel Barrett ("sestra Chapel" iz TOS-a i "Lwaxana Troi" iz TNG-a) te sa svojim sedamnaestogodišnjim sinom, Geneom Roddenberryjem ml., dvije odrasle kćeri iz prethodnog braka i s dvoje unuka.

Osim što je radio kao izvršni savjetnik u svim sferama Star Treka, Roddenberry se okušao i u pisanju romana. Njegova roman "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" (Pocket Books, 1979) prodan je gotovo u milijun primjeraka te je nekoliko tjedana držao prvo mjesto među američkim bestselerima.

Zanimljivo je napomenuti kako je Roddenberry je često nazivan "Great Bird of the Galaxy". Roddenberryjevo ime nosi krater na Marsu i asteroid, 4659Roddenberry.


Herman Zimmerman

Herman Zimmerman poznat je kao jedan od najtalentiranijih holivudskih filmskih dizajnera. Prije karijere filmskog i televizijskog umjetničkog direktora i produkcijskog dizajnera bio je pomoćni profesor drame na Northwestern Sveučilištu, gdje se također angažirao kao tehnički direktor i scenski dizajner. Herman ima vrlo raznoliku prošlost u industriji zabave. Uz rana iskustva kao kazališni dizajner, bio je i menadžer zabavnog odjela Rena, Nevadskog kasina, vlasnik scenskog studija i prodavaonice konstrukcijske opreme, te je producirao i režirao brojne TV reklame.

Od dolaska u Kaliforniju, Herman je stvorio umjetne okoliše za bezbroj produkcija. Iskusio je rad na praktički svakom većem filmskom i TV projektu u Hollywoodu. U preko 20 godina rada kao umjetnički direktor/produkcijski dizajner, dizajnirao je pozadine i okoliše za svaku vrstu zabavne emisije: od obiteljske komedije, preko drame, zabavnih i glazbenih emisija, reklama i talk showova, pa do vijesti. Ima široko iskustvo i sa TV filmovima tjedna, kao i sa filmovima za kazališno izdavanje.

Neki od njegovih brojnih radova su: “Dani naših života“, “Morningstar“, “The Tonight Show“, “Let's Make a Deal“, “Sretni dani“, “Joanie Loves Chachi“, “Kafić Uzdravlje“, “Webster“, “Sigmund and the Sea Monsters“, “The Land of the Lost“, “The Donnie and Marie Show“, “The World“, “A Rumor of War“, “The Burning Bed“, “Silence of the Heart“, “Hatter Fox“, “The Ordeal of Candra Torres“, “The Initiation of Sarah“, “The New Odd Couple“, “Brothers“, “Hard Knocks“, “All is Forgiven“, “Harry“, “Down and Out in Beverly Hills“, “Marblehead Manor“, “The People's Court“, “Superior Court“, “The Powers of Mathew Starr“, “Better Off Dead“, “One Crazy Summer“, “Memorial Day“, “So Proudly We Hail“, “Black Rain“ i “All I Want For Christmas“.

Zimmerman je dio Paramountove Star Trek franšize sve od prvog emitiranja “Star Trek: The Next Generation” 1987. Bio je produkcijski dizajner i u “Star Trek: Deep Space 9”, kao i u posljednjih šest filmskih inkarnacija Star Treka: "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier", "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country", "Star Trek: Generations", "Star Trek: First Contact", "Star Trek: Insurrection" i “Star Trek: Nemesis”.

Sve od 1992., kada je Paramount kupio pet zabavnih parkova “Great America”, bio je savjetnik Paramountovog tima za dizajn parkova i zabavu, prvotno kako bi ih "paramountizirao" te da bi kasnije dizajnirao vanjski izgled Star Trek Earth Toura. 1995. organizirao je Star Trek izložbu u kojoj je, koristeći rekvizite, predmete sa seta, kostime i razne dokumente, u muzejskom stilu opisao cjelokupnu povijest Star Treka. Ta izložba se u iduće tri godine nalazila u raznim muzejima diljem Europe. Bio je i savjetnik dizajnera za višemilijunski “Star Trek: The Experience” u Las Vegas Hiltonu.

Herman je iskoristio iskustvo skupljeno u Star Treku kako bi stvorio stvarni holodeck za Američku vojsku. "Experience Learning System" uvodi vojne pripravnike u digitalnu slikovnu i zvučnu okolinu koja simulira ratnu Bosnu i situacije u kojima bi se vojnici ondje mogli naći, kao što su neprijateljska paljba i odnos prema lokalnom stanovništvu. "Gledanje u kartu je jedna stvar, a gledanje slika je potpuno druga stvar. Ali biti čak u mogućnosti hodati ulicama Kosova – to je zaista potpuno novo iskustvo, a upravo to možemo učiniti stvarnim", rekao je Zimmerman o sustavu kojeg je izradio Institute for Creative Technologies u Južnoj Kaliforniji.

Nedavno je Zimmerman bio produkcijski dizajner i ilustrator petog Star Trek serijala, “Star Trek: Enterprise”, koji je otkazan ove godine.


Robert Justman

Bob Justman izgradio je karijeru od nule do izvršnog producenta kroz više od 35 filmova te 500 epizoda raznih televizijskih serija i pilot epizoda. Nakon službe u mornarici u Drugom svjetskom ratu i kolegija na UCLA, Justman započinje svoju filmsku karijeru 1950. sa poslom plaćenim 50 dolara tjedno u nezavisnim filmskim produkcijama. 1953. postaje pomoćnik redatelja Roberta Aldricha u filmovima "Apache" s Burtom Lancasterom, Jeanom Petersom i Charlesom Bronsonom, "The Big Knife" s Jackom Palanceom, Rodom Steigerom, Idom Lupino i Shelly Winters, "Attack" s Jackom Palanceom, Leejem Marvinom i Eddyjem Albertom i "Kiss Me Deadly" Mickeyja Spillanea.

Ubrzo nakon toga, ulazi u svijet TV industrije kao slobodnjak, radeći na projektima poput “Supermanovih avantura”, “The Thin Man”, “Northwest Passage”, “Stoney Burke”, “Na granici mogućega” i mnogim drugim.

1964. upoznaje Herba Solowa i Genea Roddenberryja, te dobiva posao pomoćnika redatelja u epizodi "The Cage", prvoj Star Trek pilot epizodi. Ubrzo se vraća, ali ovoga puta kao pomoćni producent druge Star Trek pilot epizode i pratećeg serijala. Postaje koproducent u trećoj i posljednjoj sezoni serijala.

1968. producira seriju “Then Came Bronson”, s Michaelom Parksom u glavnoj ulozi. Pridružio se Roddenberryju pri produkciji pilot epizode znanstveno fantastične serije “Planet Zemlja” te kasnije radi sa Solowom na “Man from Atlantis”. TV serijali koji su uslijedili bili su “Search”, “McClain's Law” i “MacGruder & Loud”.

Bio je i izvršni producent u “Gideon's Triumph”, Hallmarkovom specijalnom dvosatnom filmu o slavnima sa Henryjem Fondom, Johnom Housemanom i Joseom Ferrerom.

U listopadu 1986. ponovno se udružuje sa Roddenberryjem kao producent i stvaratelj najuspješnije TV serije svih vremena, dobitnicu Peabody Awarda, “Star Trek: The Next Generation”.

Justman je radio u izvršnim odborima i Directors Guild of America i Producers Guild of America, te je član Academy of Television Arts and Sciencea. Trenutno provodi vrijeme pišući, lektorirajući i gostujući na znanstveno fantastičnim i Star Trek konvencijama diljem svijeta. Preko 22 godine radio je na karijeri u policiji, uključujući 'ulični posao' uniformiranog zamjenika pomoćnika šerifa. Sada je kapetan pričuvne jedinice koja nudi savjetodavne usluge Uredu okružnog šerifa u Los Angelesu.


Dan Curry

Najpoznatiji je kao producent vizualnih efekata u Star Treku. Diplomirao je i magistrirao na Humboldt State University u Kaliforniji. Po završetku školovanja, pridružio se mirovnim snagama u Tajlandu, gdje je naučio tajlandski jezik i postao stručnjak za borilačke vještine.

Po povratku u Sjedinjene Države, podučavao je slikanje, crtanje, grafički dizajn, dizajniranje i izradu setova i sl., sve do 1979. godine, kada je počeo raditi u filmskoj industriji. Otada je radio na preko sedamdeset filmova, uključujući "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home" i "Star Trek: Generations".

Isprva je radio kao voditelj tima za vizualne efekte u TNG-u, a potom kao producent vizualnih efekata u TNG-u, DS9-u i “Voyageru”, istovremeno obavaljajući dužnost pomoćnik redatelja u sva tri navedena serijala. Radeći na Star Trek serijalima izradio je brojne konceptne skice, fotografije za kontrolu pokreta i razne animacije. Zaslužan je za dizajn svemirskih brodova, ali i za koreografiranje borilačkih scena. Tako je osmislio klingonsku borilačku vještinu Mok'bara, ali i klingonska oružja bat'leth i mek'leth.

Radeći na Star Treku, dvanaest je puta bio nominiran za Emmy u kategoriji vizualnih efekata, a osvojio ga je čak sedam puta. Osvojio je i dvije 'International Monitor' nagrade.


Brannon Braga

Brannon Braga je, uz Ricka Bermana, jedna od najznačajnijih figura unutar Star Trek franšize u proteklih nekoliko godina. Prvi Bragin susret sa Star Trekom zbio se tijekom 1990. godine nakon što je postao scenarist i producent TNG-a, tada najgledanije Paramountove serije. Tijekom 1995. godine posao je izvršni producent "Star Trek: Voyagera", kao i jedan od najvažnijih scenarista same serije.

Napisao je scenarije za brojne TNG epizode, uključujući i za finale serije, epizodu "All Good Things...". Navedena epizoda osvojila je Hugo nagradu za scenarij. Valja napomenuti kako je bio jedan od koscenarista filmova "Star Trek: Generations" i "Star Trek: First Contact". Tijekom 2001. godine postao je izvršni producent "Star trek: Enterprisea".

Brannon Braga rodio se u mjestu Bozeman smještenom u američkoj saveznoj državi Montana. Radnju iz "First Contacta" stavio je u svoje rodno mjesto Bozeman. Tako su, prema Bragi, Vulkanci sletjeli upravo u navedeno mjesto nakon što su otkrili kako je odatle poletio prvi zemaljski warp brod Phoenix. Braga se školovao na Kent State University i The University of California, Santa Cruz, studiravši dramske umjetnosti i režiju. Tijekom 1990. godine dobio je potporu Akademije televizijskih znanosti i umjetnosti, kojom je ostvario strelovit rast karijere. Sve u svemu, napisao scenarije za preko 100 Star Trek epizoda.

Od novijih Braginih projekata valja izdvojiti rad na SF seriji "Treshold" sa Carlom Gugino i Brentom Spinerom u glavnim ulogama.

Osim rada u okviru Star Trek franšize Braga je sudjelovao i u pisanju scenarija za blockbuster "Nemoguća misija 2", s Tomom Cruiseom u glavnoj ulozi.

Međutim, određen broj Star Trek fanova, kroz proteklih se nekoliko godina počeo odnositi kritički prema Bragi i njegovom kolegi Ricku Bermanu, okrivljujući ih za neiventivnost i pad popularnosti Star Treka.

Zanimljivo je napomenuti kako je svojedobno bio u romantičnoj vezi sa Jeri Ryan, popularnom Sedmom od Devet iz "Star Trek: Voyagera".


Andre Bormanis

Andre Bormanis diplomirao je fiziku na Sveučilištu Arizona tijekom 1981. godine, a magistrirao na Sveučilištu George Washington tijekom (1994.). Radio je kao znanstveni savjetnik za serije Star Trek: Voyager i Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, kao i za filmove "Star Trek: Generations" i "Star Trek: First Contact". Također je bio savjetnik na Institutu San Juan, neprofitnom znanstvenom istraživačkom laboratoriju u San Juan Capistranu u Kaliforniji, te u Planetary Society, neprofitnoj organizaciji za obrazovanje iz astronomije u Pasadeni, Kaliforniji. Andre je i pijanist i fotograf.

"Star Trek: Science Logs" ("An Exciting Journey to the Most Amazing Phenomena in the Galaxy!") najnovija je knjiga Andrea Bormanisa. Tijekom svoje duge povijesti, Star Trek svemir odveo nas je do nepojmljivih svjetova, uvodeći znanstvene koncepte koji su često zvučali kao potpuna fantazija. "Star Trek: Science Logs" odvaja činjenicu od fantazije.

Kao znanstveni savjetnik, Andre Bormanis je čovjek kojemu se pisci i redatelji okreću svaki dan kada žele ostvariti svoju 'znanost iz budućnosti'. Bormanis bi uvijek imao rješenje: Ima diplome iz fizike i astronomije, vodio je istraživanja i analize za NASA-u, ali i radio sa mnogim vrhunskim znanstvenicima na poljima astronomije i prirodnih znanosti. Ako ima bilo kakve osnove za egzotične svemirske anomalije ili bića zasnivana na silikonu, Andre će naći rješenje.

Nakon što je nekoliko godina bio znanstveni savjetnik, Bormanis je imao priliku još više doprinijeti Star Trek franšizi. Napisao je, ili sudjelovao u pisanju nekoliko epizoda Star Trek: Voyagera, uključujući "Nightingale", te "Enterprisea", započevši sa epizodom "Silent Enemy". Godine 2002. Bormanis je postao Enterpriseov scanarist, a tijekom treće sezone napredovao je do izvršnog scenarista.


Robert Blackman

Višestruki dobitnik nagrade Emmy, Robert Blackman, trenutno je na mjestu dizajnera kostima za “Star Trek: Enterprise”. Danas veoma popularan po dizajnu odora Zvjezdane Flote i mnogih vanzemaljskih odora, Blackman je svoj rad na odjeći za 'svijet budućnosti' započeo u početku treće sezone serijala “Star Trek: The Next Generation” 1990. Blackman nastavlja svoju dužnost kao glavni dizajner Star Trek odjeće sve od tada, radeći na “Star Trek: Deep Space 9”, “Star Trek: Voyager” i “Star Trek: Enterprise”. Pripadaju mu i zasluge za ST film "Star Trek: Generations". Za svoj rad na Star Treku, Blackman je sveukupno osam puta nominiran za Emmy (od toga dva osvojena) za kostimografiju.

Dakako, njegov rad nije ograničen samo na Star Trek, bilo na malim ekranima ili na filmskom platnu. Njegove zasluge uključuju kostime u filmovima " 'night Mother," "Running Man" i "Worth Waiting", kao i u TV projektima "Stones of Ibarra" i "Day by Day". Karijera ga je vodila do brojnih kazališnih skupina, uključujući American Conservatory Theatre u San Franciscu, kao i Ahmanson Theatre i Mark Taper Forum, oba u Los Angelesu. Kazališne produkcije u kojima je sudjelovao uključuju "Cyrano de Bergerac", "MacBeth", "Richard III", "Foxfire" i "The Crucible".

Blackman je diplomirao dramske umjetnosti na Sveučilištu u Teksasu. Nastavio je školovanje na dramskoj školi u Yaleu, gdje je i magistrirao.


Rick Berman

Za Ricka Bermana s punim se pravom može ustvrditi kako je najznačajnija osoba unutar Star Trek franšize u posljednjih petnaestak godina, posebice od smrti Genea Roddenberyja tijekom 1991. godine. Njegovo ime nalazi se na odjavnim špicama preko 600 Star Trek epizoda,a za svoj rad nagrađen je i Emmyjima. Obavljao je dužnost izvršnog producenta na čak četiri Star Trek serije (TNG, DS9, Voyager, i Enterprise), a producirao je i sve Star Trek filmove s TNG postavom, njih ukupno četiri. Osim toga, Berman je poznat i kao idejni tvorac velikog broja epizoda, ali i kao scenarist određenog broja epizoda, zajedno sa svojim dugogodišnjim suradnikom Brannonom Bragom.

Pod Bermanovim vodstvom TNG je postao prva sindicirana serija u povijesti nominirana za nagradu Emmy u kategoriji najbolje dramske serije. Pod njegovim su vodstvom TNG je osvojio 16 Emmyja, a bio nominiran za njih 55, čime je postao dramska serija s najviše nominacija u povijesti televizije. Osim toga, DS9 osvojio je 4 Emmyja i bio nominiran za njih 31, Voyager je osvojio pet Emmy nagrada, a bio nominiran za ukupno 26 Emmyja, dok je Enterprise zasada osvojio 4 Emmyja.

Berman se pridružio Paramountu još davne 1984. godine i to u funkciji direktora programa. Nadzirao je produkciju serija "Kafić Uzdravlje", "Family Ties" i "Webster". Godinu dana kasnije imenovan je izvršnim direktorom dramskog programa i, kao takav, bio zadužen za produkciju televizijskih filmova, miniserija i specijalki poput "Space", "Wallenberg: A Hero's Story", kao i tada iznimno gledanog MacGyera s Richardom Deanom Andersonom u glavnoj ulozi.

U svibnju 1986. godine unaprijeđen je na dužnost potpredsjednika specijalnih projekata kompanije Paramount Network Television. U okviru navedene dužnosti nadgledao je produkciju televizijskih filmova, miniserija i specijalki. Tijekom 1987. godine Gene Roddenbery pozvao ga je da mu se pridruži u stvaranju TNG-a. Nakon Roddenberrjeve smrti Berman je u potpunosti preuzeo nadzor nad Star Trek franšizom.

Prije dolaska u Paramount, radio je kao kreativni suradnik za Warner Bros. Television. Od 1977. do 1982. obavljao je dužnost producenta serije "The Big Blue Marble", za koju je osvojio Emmy u kategoriji najbolje serije za djecu. U razdoblju 1982.-1984. dokazao se kao nezavisni producent na brojnim projektima, od kojih su najpoznatiji "What on Earth" i "The Primal Mind".

Međutim, određen broj Star trek fanova, kroz proteklih se nekoliko godina počeo odnositi kritički prema Bermanu i njegovom kolegi Brannonu Bragi, okrivljujući ih za neiventivnost i pad popularnosti Star Treka. Unatoč kritikama, Berman i dalje ne posustaje i hrabro najavljuje novi Star Trek film s datumom izlaska tijekom 2007. godine.


Hans Beimler

Hans Beimler rođen je i odrastao u Mexico Cityju. Njegov otac bio je izbjeglica španjolskog građanskog rata koji je postao ugledni redatelj i snimatelj. Njegova majka, Amerikanka, studirala je slikarstvo u Meksiku te je napisala nekoliko knjiga o povijesti Meksika.

Hansova izloženost procesu izrade filmova od malih nogu dovela ga je do USC-a, gdje je diplomirao filmsku produkciju 1977. Na USC-u je Hans prvi puta razmišljao o pisanju scenarija, ali od njegovog prvog scenarija odvajalo ga je jos osam godina. U međuvremenu je Hans započeo svoju filmsku karijeru krenuvši očevim stopama i postavši snimatelj. Nakon nekoliko godina snimanja komercijalnih i dokumentarnih filmova, Hans se probija do mjesta pomoćnika redatelja u mnogim TV serijama, kao što su “Eye to Eye”, “Scene of the Crime” i “Four Seasons” te u filmovima "The Falcon and the Snowman", "Splash", "Čahura" i "The Golden Child".

"Naučio sam sve od A do Ž o snimanju filmova promatrajući pri radu neke vrlo dobre redatelje, poput Johna Schlesingera i Rona Howarda."

Njegov prvi scenarij doveo ga je do mjesta pomoćnika u TV serijalu “Fame”, a zatim i “Once a Hero”, “Knightwatch” i “Star Trek: The Next Generation”. Hans nastavlja karijeru mjestom pomoćnog stvaratelja i pomoćnika izvršnog poducenta TV serijala “Beyond Reality”. Idući posao bio je onaj na “TekWar”, s Williamom Shatnerom u glavnoj ulozi, gdje je dobio mjesto izvršnog producenta. Serija je bila nominirana za Gemini Award (kanadski Emmy) u kategoriji najbolje dramske serije. U to vrijeme Hans je proširio granice svoje kreativnosti režirajući nekoliko epizoda serijala “Beyond Reality” i “TekWar”.

1995. Hans se vraća Star Treku i dobiva mjesto spisatelja i nadzornog producenta u “Star Trek: Deep Space 9”.


Ira Steven Behr

Ira Steven Behr izvršni je producent serijala “Star Trek: Deep Space 9”. Behr je bio važna sastavnica kreativne ekipe jos od početaka 1993. Kao apsolvent Lehman Collegea u New Yorku, studirao je komunikaciju i kazalište te mu je ponuđena stipendija za studij scenarista na Sveučilištu Brandeis. Odbivši je, preselio se u Los Angeles gdje je razvijao karijeru pišući komedije za televiziju i kino.

No nisu bile komedije te s kojima je Behr ostavio svoj trag u povijesti televizije, već drame. Njegov prvi zadatak na TV-u bilo je mjesto spisatelja za TV seriju “Bret Maverick” Jamesa Garnera, a kasnije je dobio mjesto urednika u serijalu “Jessica Novack”. Behrove spisateljske i producentske zasluge uključuju i serije “Fame”, “Once a Hero” i “Bronx Zoo”.

Behr je započeo Star Trek karijeru mjestom producenta za “Star Trek: The Next Generation” u trećoj sezoni. Na kraju sezone Behr napušta serijal kako bi se bavio pisanjem scenarija. Tri filma za koje je napisao scenarije u tom razdoblju, trenutno su u izradi.

Behr se vratio Star Treku 1993. kao nadzorni producent za pilot epizodu “Star Trek: Deep Space 9”, a pomoćni izvršni producent postaje u trećoj sezoni. Njegovi raznoliki talenti i iskustvo u pisanju doveli su ga do mjesta izvršnog producenta. Igrao je ključnu ulogu i u razvoju popularne rase Ferengija. Napisao je knjigu “Pravila stjecanja”, humorističnu listu pravila koja predstavljaju okosnicu ferengijskog društva. Behr je također pomogao u pisanju nekoliko kratkih pripovjetki zasnovanih na Pravilima stjecanja nazvanih "Legends of the Ferengi".

Nakon završetka devete sezone “Star Trek: Deep Space 9” 1999., Behr nastavlja s produciranjem drugih televizijskih projekata kao što su znanstveno fantastična drama "Now and Again" i komedija "Bob Patterson" Jasona Alexandera.




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Stellar Cartography

Galaktika je podijeljena u četiri kvadranta: Alfa, Beta, Gama i Delta. Svaki od tih kvadranta je podijeljen u manje jedinice nazvane sektori. Glavni razlog ovakve podjele je klasifikacija i lakše snalaženje u identifikaciji.

 Svaki od ovih sektora je oblika savršene kocke i ima promjer od 20ly x 20ly. Sektor, ovisno do njegovog položaja u kvadrantu, sadrži zvjezdane sustave zajedno sa njihovim planetima, maglice, komete i ostale objekte. Federacijska podjela sektora polazi od sjedišta Ujedinjene Federacije Planeta koja se nalazi na Zemlji pa je zbog toga Sunčev sustav dio sektora 001.

U daljnjem tekstu se nalazi kompletan pregled svih sektora koji su spomenuti u Star Treku.

Sektor 001
je sektor na granici Alfa i Beta kvadranta. Najpoznatiji objekt u njemu je, naravno, Zemlja i Sunčev sustav (TNG 4x01 - The Best of Both Worlds (dio 2))

Sektor 23 je sektor u Beta kvadrantu blizu Neutralne Zone. Nalazi se u federacijskom dijelu nekih 130ly od Zemlje. Najpoznatiji objekt je Zvjezdana baza (Starbase) 173
(TNG 2x09 - The Measure of a Man)

Sektor 30 je isto sektor u Beta kvadrantu blizu Neutralne Zone nekih 130ly od Zemlje. 2364. godine je nekoliko federacijskih stanica uključujući Znanstvenu Stanicu Delta 05 (Science Station Delta 05) uništeno od strane nepoznatog neprijatelja. Vjeruje se da je Borg krivac za uništenje (TNG 1x26 - The Neutral Zone, TNG 2x16 - Q Who?)

Sektor 31 je sektor Beta kvadranta u blizini Neutralne Zone nekih 130ly od Zemlje. Nekoliko federacijskih stanica u ovom sektoru kao i u susjednom sektoru 30 je uništeno, kako se vjeruje, od Borga (TNG 1x26 - The Neutral Zone, TNG 2x16 - Q Who?)

Sektor 39 je sektor Beta kvadranta u kojem se nalazi Gamma 7A zvjezdani sustav
(TOS 2x19 - The Immunity Syndrome)

Sektor 63 je sektor unutar federacijskog dijela svemira, u blizini Dytallixa B i Pacifice, nekih 250ly od Zemlje. 2364. godine, USS Horatio pod zapovjedništvom kapetana Walker Keela je uništen u ovom sektoru (TNG 1x25 - Conspiracy)

Sektor 97 (TNG 5x11 - Hero Worship)

Sektor 396
je sektor u kojem je asteroidni pojas Selebi pronađen. 2366. godine USS Enterprise je kartirao ovaj pojas (TNG 3x16 - The Offspring)

Sektor 401 je sektor u kojem se nalazi Orellius sustav (DS9 2x15 - Paradise)

Sektor 441
je sektor u federacijskom dijelu svemira. U ovom sektoru se nalazi Briarova Zakrpa (Briar Patch) odnosno Klach d'Kel Brakt kako je Klingonci zovu
(Star Trek IX: Insurrection, ENT 4x06 - The Augments)

Sektor 442
je sektor koji se nalazi u Delta kvadrantu u kojem se nalazila talaksijanska kolonija (VOY 6x09 - The Voyager Conspiracy)

Sektor 1045 je sektor u blizini Romulanske Neutralne Zone. 2379. godine borbena grupa Zvjezdane flote Omega je raspoređena ovdje kao odgovor na remansku prijetnju (Star Trek X: Nemesis)

Sektor 1385
je sektor u Alfa kvadrantu, u blizini Romulanskog Zvjezdanog Carstva. 2351. godine ovaj sektor je bio predmet istrage romulanskog znanstvenog broda Talvatha pod zapovjedništvom Dr. Teleka R'Mora. 2371. godine USS Voyager je naišao na mikrocrvotočinu u Delta kvadrantu koja je vodila u sektor 1385
(VOY 1x07 - Eye of the Needle)

Sektor 2520 je sektor u blizini federacijsko-klingonske granice. Poručnica Aquiel Uhnari je oteta dok se približavala prema Relay Station 47 u ovom sektoru (TNG 6x13 - Aquiel)

Sektor 3641 je vulkanska oznaka sektora iz kojeg potječu Sulibani
(ENT 1x01 - Broken Bow (dio 1))

Sektor 3658 je dio svemira u Delta kvadrantu. USS Voyager je prolazio kroz ovaj sektor 2376. godine kada je primio poruku koja je poslana preko MIDAS mreže od poručnika Barclaya (VOY 6x10 - Pathfinder)

Sektor 19658 je sektor izvan Federacije u kojem se nalazi Argus mreža (Argus Array). Argus mreža je podprostorni teleskop koji se nalazi nekih 3ly od karadasijanskog svemira (TNG 7x11 - Parallels)

Sektor 21305 je sektor Alfa kvadranta koji je 2368. godine istraživao Enterprise-D
(TNG 5x03 - Ensign Ro)

Sektor 21409 je sektor Alfa kvadranta (TNG 6x20 - The Chase)

Sektor 21503 je federacijski sektor u blizini kardasijanskog svemira. Dok je mapirao ovaj sektor, 2367. godine Enterprise-D je napao kardasijanski brod Galor klase zbog nešto ranijeg napada USS Phoenixa na njihove brodove (TNG 4x12 - The Wounded)

Sektor 21505 je sektor unutar Federacije u blizini kardasijanskog svemira. Ovdje se nalazi sustav Cuellar gdje je kardasijanska postaja uništena od strane USS Phoenixa 2367. godine (TNG 4x12 - The Wounded)

Sektor 21538 je sektor unutar ili u blizini Federacije. Ovaj sektor, zajedno sa nekoliko sektora od 21538 do 23079 su bili prikazani na ekranu koji je pokazivao


Sektor 21602 je sektor gdje je USS Aries bio na istraživačkoj misiji 2367. godine.

Sektor 21834 je sektor gdje je USS Ajax bio bio na istraživačkoj misiji 2367. godine.

Sektor 21947 je sektor unutar talarijanskog svemira gdje je USS Enterprise-D primio poziv u pomoć od talarijanskog broda 2367. godine (TNG 4x04 - Suddenly Human)

Sektor 22036 je sektor gdje je USS Repulse bio na istraživačkoj misiji 2367. godine.

Sektor 22055 je sektor gdje je USS Charleston bio bio na istraživačkoj misiji 2367. godine.

Sektor 23079 je sektor je sektor u dubokom svemiru, udaljen od Federacije. Ovaj sektor, zajedno sa nekoliko sektora od 21538 do 23079 su bili prikazani na ekranu koji je pokazivao razmještaj brodova na Enterpriseu-D.

Sektor 37628 je sektor izvan federacijskih granica. USS Enterprise-D je istraživao ovaj sektor 2368. godine (TNG 5x16 - Ethics)

Sektor 41751 je sektor u Delta kvadrantu. U ovom sektoru, USS Voyager je našao na relejnu postaju koja je bila dio mreže koja se protezala do Alfa kvadranta
(VOY 6x10 - Pathfinder)

Sektor 64238 je sektor u Delta kvadrantu. Ovo je bio jedan od tri sektora u kojem je flota pretpostavljala da će se Voyager nalaziti 2376. godine (VOY 6x10 - Pathfinder)

Almatha sektor je sektor unutar kardasijanskog dijela svemira koji graniči sa demilitariziranom zonom. Ovaj sektor je bio pod zapovjedništvom Gul Torana
(DS9 3x09 - Defiant)

Antares sektor je sektor koji uključuje Antares sustav i Beta Antares brodogradilište.

Archanis sektor je sektor između Federacije i Klingonskog Carstva. Ovaj sektor je bio dio klingonskog teritorija ali ga je Federacija prisvojila sredinom 23. stoljeća. 2372. godine kancelar Gowron je zahtijevao da se ovaj sektor preda Klingoncima. Kako to nije učinjeno, Klingonska flota napada i zauzima sektor. 2373. godine, Zvjezdana flota na čelu sa USS Tecumsehom i USS Retledgeom pokušava vratiti Archanis sektor
(DS9 4x26 - Broken Link, DS9 5x01 - Apocalypse Rising, DS9 5x04 - …Nor the Battle to the Strong)razmještaj brodova na Enterpriseu-D.


Sektor 21602 je sektor gdje je USS Aries bio na istraživačkoj misiji 2367. godine.

Sektor 21834 je sektor gdje je USS Ajax bio bio na istraživačkoj misiji 2367. godine.

Sektor 21947 je sektor unutar talarijanskog svemira gdje je USS Enterprise-D primio poziv u pomoć od talarijanskog broda 2367. godine (TNG 4x04 - Suddenly Human)

Sektor 22036 je sektor gdje je USS Repulse bio na istraživačkoj misiji 2367. godine.

Sektor 22055 je sektor gdje je USS Charleston bio bio na istraživačkoj misiji 2367. godine.

Sektor 23079 je sektor je sektor u dubokom svemiru, udaljen od Federacije. Ovaj sektor, zajedno sa nekoliko sektora od 21538 do 23079 su bili prikazani na ekranu koji je pokazivao razmještaj brodova na Enterpriseu-D.

Sektor 37628 je sektor izvan federacijskih granica. USS Enterprise-D je istraživao ovaj sektor 2368. godine (TNG 5x16 - Ethics)

Sektor 41751 je sektor u Delta kvadrantu. U ovom sektoru, USS Voyager je našao na relejnu postaju koja je bila dio mreže koja se protezala do Alfa kvadranta
(VOY 6x10 - Pathfinder)

Sektor 64238 je sektor u Delta kvadrantu. Ovo je bio jedan od tri sektora u kojem je flota pretpostavljala da će se Voyager nalaziti 2376. godine (VOY 6x10 - Pathfinder)

Almatha sektor je sektor unutar kardasijanskog dijela svemira koji graniči sa demilitariziranom zonom. Ovaj sektor je bio pod zapovjedništvom Gul Torana
(DS9 3x09 - Defiant)


Antares sektor je sektor koji uključuje Antares sustav i Beta Antares brodogradilište.

Archanis sektor je sektor između Federacije i Klingonskog Carstva. Ovaj sektor je bio dio klingonskog teritorija ali ga je Federacija prisvojila sredinom 23. stoljeća. 2372. godine kancelar Gowron je zahtijevao da se ovaj sektor preda Klingoncima. Kako to nije učinjeno, Klingonska flota napada i zauzima sektor. 2373. godine, Zvjezdana flota na čelu sa USS Tecumsehom i USS Retledgeom pokušava vratiti Archanis sektor
(DS9 4x26 - Broken Link, DS9 5x01 - Apocalypse Rising, DS9 5x04 - …Nor the Battle to the Strong)

Argosian sektor je sektor prikazan na Deep Space Nine navigacijskom kompjuteru
(DS9 1x05 - Babel)

Bajor sektor je sektor unutar Alfa kvadranta koji uključuje Bajor sustav, federacijsku postaju Deep Space Nine i Antares brodogradilište.

Beloti sektor je sektor u blizini federacijsko-kardasijanske granice koji uključuje Mericor sektor. Ovaj sektor je bio mjesto sukoba između Federacije i Kardasijanske Unije 2350-tih godina gdje je dosta gravimetrijskih mina posijano tim sektorom. 2368. godine USS Denver je udario u jednu od tih mina i pozvao USS Enterprise-D za pomoć
(TNG 5x16 - Ethics)

Cabral sektor je izolirani dio Federacije. Uključuje Vacca sustav (TNG 7x13 - Homeward)

Carraya sektor je sektor unutar Romulanskog Zvjezdanog Carstva u blizini granice. Carraya IV je jedan od planeta u ovom sektoru gdje Romulanci drže zatvor u kojem su zatočeni Klingonci iz khitomerske bitke (TNG 6x16 - Birthright (dio 1))

Delmine sektor je sektor unutar Delta kvadranta. Borg je asimilirao talaksijanski teretnjak u ovom sektoru (VOY 4x06 - The Raven)

Epsilon 9 sektor je sektor u kome se nalazi Epsilon Pulsar klaster
(TNG 2x17 - Samaritan Snare)

Ficus sektor je sektor koji je bio mjesto ljudske kolonizacije od ranog 22. stoljeća. U ovom sektoru se nalazi i Bringloid sustav u kojem se nalazi kolonija na planetu Bringloid V. Kasnije su se kolonizatori sa Bringloida V premjestili na obližnju Mariposa koloniju 2365. godine (TNG 2x18 - Up The Long Ladder)

Gamma Hydra sektor je sektor na federacijskom dijelu granice, u blizini razgraničenja sa Klingoncima i Romulancima (Star Trek II: the Wraith of Khan)

Gand sektor je sektor unutar Delta kvadranta. U ovom sektoru se nalazi kazonska kolonija koju Borg nije smatrao vrijednom kolonizacije (VOY 4x12 - Mortal Coil)

Glessene sektor
je sektor prikazan na Deep Space Nine navigacijskom kompjuteru
(DS9 1x05 - Babel)

Glintara sektor je sektor unutar Romulanskog Zvjezdanog Carstva. Nalazi se između romulansko-kardasijanske granice i Romula. 2374. godine planirana dominijska invazija je trebala ići preko Glintara sektora (DS9 6x19 - In the Pale Moonlight)

Kalandra sektor je sektor duboko unutar Federacije, u blizini glavnih federacijskih planeta. 2374. godine Dominij je izvršio invaziju na Betazed upravo iz Kalandra sektora za koji je fedracijska obavještajna služba vjerovala da je predaleko od dominijskih linija opskrbe da bi bio prijetnja. Sektor je pao u ruke Dominija čime je bio otvoren put prema Vulkanu. 2375. godine Zvjezdana flota uspjeva vratiti Kalandra sektor
(DS9 6x19 - In the Pale Moonlight, DS9 6x21 - The Reckoning, DS9 7x03 - Afterimage)

Kaleb sektor je neutralni sektor između Federacije i Romulanskog Zvjezdanog Carstva. Najbliža federacijska postaja je na Drakenu IV, dva dana daleko pri warpu 9
(TNG 6x14 - Face of the Enemy)

Kepla sektor je sektor unutar Federacije u blizini kardasijanske granice. 2373. godine, u prvom danu rata, zauzimaju Kepla sektor čime USS Valiant ostaje na neprijateljskom teritoriju (DS9 6x22 - Valiant),


Lantaru sektor je sektor unutar Federacije u kojem se nalazila tajna postaja za istraživanje Omega molekule u 23. stoljeću. Nakon uspješnog eksperimenta i proizvodnje jedne molekule, molekula eksplodira uništavajući postaju i uzrokujući podprostorne procjepe u okolini od 7ly. Warp pogon je postao beskoristan unutar ovog sektora (VOY 4x21 - The Omega Directive)

Maxia sektor je sektor unutar Federacije. U ovom sektoru se nalazi federacijska postaja Starbase 32 (TNG 5x12 - Violations)

Mempa sektor je sektor unutar Klingonskog Carstva u kojem se nalazi zvijezda Beta Thoridar. 2367. godine sustav u blizini ove zvijezde je bio mjesto okupljanja flote Kuće Duras koja je trebala napasti Gowronove snage na početku klingonskog civilnog rata (TNG 4x26 - Redemption (dio 1))

Mutara sektor je sektor unutar Federacije. 2165. godine, u alternativnoj vremenskoj liniji, sektor je korišten za evakuaciju preživjelih od Xindi napada na Zemlju. 2267. godine SS Botany Bay je otkriven u ovom sektoru
(ENT 3x08 - Twilight, TOS 1x25 - Space Seed)

Oneamisu sektor je sektor u kome se nalazi Braslota sustav. Ovdje su 2365. godine USS Enterprise i USS Hathaway su simulirali bitku (TNG 2x21 - Peak Performance)

Onias sektor je sektor blizu romulanskog dijela Neutralne zone. Alpa Onias sustav se nalazi u ovom sektoru (TNG 4x08 Future Imperfect)

Panak sektor je sektor u blizini Neutralne zone i Rolor maglice
(DS9 4x22 - For the Cause)

Podaris sektor je sektor u Delta kvadrantu (VOY 5x18 - Course: Oblivion)

Rutharan sektor je sektor izvan Federacije, u Beta kvadrantu. 2371. godine USS Olympia se srušio na planetu L klase dok se vraćao sa istraživačke misije
(DS9 6x25 - The Sound of Her Voice)

Selcundi Drema sektor je sektor u kome se nalazi Drema IV planet na kojem su nastanjeni Dremanci (TNG 2x15 - Pen Pals)

Sol sektor je sektor u Alfa kvadrantu u kojem se nalazi Sol (Sunčev) sustav. Ovaj sektor je poznat i kao sektor 001.

Takara sektor je sektor u Delta kvadrantu, u blizini granice sa Alfa kvadrantom.

Tandar sektor
je sektor koji kontroliraju Tandaranci (ENT 1x21 - Detained)

Typhoon sektor je sektor unutar Federacije. 2373. godine ovaj sektor je bio mjesto sastanka federacijske flote predvođene admiralom Hayesom
(Star Trek VIII: First Contact)

Vaskan sektor je sektor unutar Delta kvadranta. 2374. godine USS Voyager je sletio na planet klase Y kako bi napunio svoje rezerve deuteriuma (VOY 5x18 - Course: Oblivion)

Z-6 sektor je sektor koji obuhvaća i teritorij Feferacije i teritorij Romulanskog Zvjezdanog Carstva i Neutralnu zonu (TOS 1x09 - Balance of Terror)

Zed Lapis sektor je sektor u kojem se nalazi Vagra sustav (TNG 1x23 - Skin of Evil)

Bajor Sector Bajoran Star System BAJORAN wormhole Galaxy Map Alpha Quadrant Beta Quadrant Delta Quadrant Gamma Quadrant

Vrsta 116

U epizodi ne doznajemo njihov pravi naziv, nego samo njihovu Borg oznaku. Imaju nešto veću glavu nego ljudi i ćelavi su (barem onaj kojeg smo vidjeli u epizodi). Uši su im manje i smještene nešto dalje od lica nego kod ljudi.

Vrlo su nadareni za jezike (Arturis, kojega upoznajemo u epizodi, ih navodno zna više od 4.000), te ih lako i brzo uče. To im je prirođena sposobnost. Rekao bih da su tehnološki dosta razvijeniji od Voyagera (kvantno-mlazni pogon – quantum slipstream, čestična sinteza?).

Zanimljivo je da ih Borg nije uspio asimilirati dosta dugo, ali im je to na kraju ipak uspjelo i to kada je Janewayica dala Borgu oružje protiv vrste 8472. Nakon Borgovog napada na njihov planet, nije ih puno ostalo (cca. 20.000).



Humanoidna vrsta Delta kvadranta. Kako sami kažu, dijele neke osobine sa Klingoncima. Vrlo je zanimljivo da su bili vrlo jaka i razvijena vrsta do otprilike 15. stoljeća. Naime, otkrili su nekakve potprostorne prolaze (underspace corridors) te proveli stoljeća istražujući ih. Iz sigurnosnih razloga nisu ništa zapisivali.

Pošto su po naravi relativno agresivna vrsta, te su prolaze koristili za iznenadne napade na druge planete i vrste. Naravno, takvo ponašanje nije dugo bilo tolerirano, pa se nekoliko vrsta udružilo i zajedničkim snagama napalo njihov planet. Od 6 milijardi Vadvauraca ostalo ih je svega 600. Površina njihova planeta bila je uništena, ali jedan bataljun i njihove obitelji su se uspjeli povući u unutrašnjost planeta gdje su izgradili podzemni kompleks u koji su smjestili komore za stazu te priličan broj ratnih brodova i oružja.

Te je komore 900 godina kasnije otkrila posada Voyagera koja je i probudila preživjele. Oni su Voyagerovoj posadi lagali i htjeli su preuzeti Voyager kako bi ponovno zauzeli svoje teritorije. To im, naravno, nije uspjelo. Ali, 53 preostala broda su nestala u potprostornim prolazima. Dobro je da su spavali 900 godina… Što bi ostalo od Voyagera da im je tehnologija napredovala?



Okampa je rasa koja naseljava planet maštovita imena Okampa u Delta kvadrantu. Prvi ih puta susrećemo u epizodi Caretaker pt.1, prvoj epizodi Voyagera. Skrbnik (the Caretaker), tj. njegova rasa Nacine, je nehotice površinu njihova planeta učinila nenastanjivom (planet je izgubio sve nukleogenske čestice i pretvorio se u pustinju).

Zbog nekakvog osjećaja odgovornosti i krivnje par Skrbnika je u orbiti planeta konstruirao mrežu (the Caretaker Array) te ostao uz Okampe. Preselili su ih u unutrašnjost planeta blizu podzemnog izvora vode i otada se brinuli za njih i sve njihove potrebe. Skrbnik i njegova družica Suspiria su u početku zajedno brinuli o Ocampama, ali je 2071. Suspiria odlučila napraviti svoju mrežu i na nju je smjestila oko 2.000 Okampa. Inače se radi o dosta čudnoj rasi sa par ne baš smislenih karakteristika.

Fizički su gotovo identični ljudima. Razlikuju se samo po ušima koje su kod Okampa vrlo čudne, sa više slojeva. Nekada davno su imali vrlo razvijene telepatske, telekinetičke i neke druge mentalne sposobnosti. Ali otkada se za njih brine Skrbnik, većina je tih sposobnosti nestala. Osim telepatije, koju i dalje koriste za komunikaciju. Čudna je činjenica da žive svega 9 godina.

Tih se devet godina može podijeliti na tri dijela:
- Prvih par mjeseci života u kojima se od djeteta razvijaju u potpuno odrasle jedinke. Također, u tih prvih nekoliko mjeseci vrlo brzo uče.
- Oko četvrte godine života ulaze u fazu koja se zove Elogium i to je jedino vrijeme kada su sposobni za reprodukciju. Djeca se razvijaju u nekakvoj "vreći" (mitral sac), ili, možda bolje rečeno, u nekakvom "tobolcu" koji se stvara na leđima.
- Nakon sedam do osam godina života ulaze u zadnju fazu života, tzv. Morilogium. Isto kao što su se u prvih par mjeseci naglo razvijali u odrasle osobe, tako i sada vrlo naglo stare i umiru.

Vjeruju da će njihova Comra, tj. duša, nakon smrti prijeći u zagrobni život.
Zanimljivo je da su Okampe živjele na Suspirijinoj mreži pomoću tehnologije uspjeli produžiti životni vijek, kao i znatno poboljšati svoje psihičke moći.



Imaju zelene i smeđe mrlje iznad i oko očiju te na obrazima i nosu. Nos im je velik, sa dvije okrugle i međusobno nešto udaljene nosnice. Malo su, barem u početku, nepovjerljivi i agresivni pošto su imali nekih problema sa drugim vrstama.

Pretci su im bili nomadi, ali već nekoliko generacija 80-ak tisuća Moneanaca živi na vrlo interesantnom mjestu: vodenom "planetu", tj. oceanu. Naime, radi se o velikoj nakupini vode koju na okupu drži nekakvo polje.

Kasnije saznajemo da je ono što svu tu vodu drži na okupu ustvari reaktor i generator polja koji su stari barem 100.000 godina. Njih je pak napravila napredna civilizacija, a ta voda je bila dio njihovog planeta. Ne zna se zašto su svu vodu odveli sa planeta do reaktora. Te vode, kako saznajemo u epizodi, ima više nego u Atlantskom i Tihom oceanu zajedno. Ako "planet" aproksimiramo kuglom, i ako za njen radijus uzmemo 600 km (dubina na kojoj se nalazi reaktor), laganim izračunom vidimo da se radi o najmanje 904.778.684,23 kubičnih kilometara vode. Bilo bi zanimljivo to usporediti sa volumenom vode u Atlantskom i Tihom oceanu).

Moneanci su pod tom vodom napravili postrojenja za desalinizaciju i vađenje kisika iz vode (na koje su vrlo ponosni). Naravno, postoje i podvodne nastambe, iako većina ipak živi na svojim brodovima/podmornicama. Ti brodovi/podmornice nisu previše zanimljivi, tehnologija im je ipak nešto slabija od Voyagerove.

Unutarnje uređenje mi se čini vrlo komplicirano za samo 80.000 osoba. Spominje se čak 47 pokrajinskih. Nagađamo da boja kape, rukava i hlača označava društveni položaj ili možda nekakav čin. U epizodi smo vidjeli crvenu, plavu i ljubičastu odjeću.



Fizički su identični ljudima. Kod tih telepata je zanimljivo da sama pomisao na nasilje uzrokuje nasilno ponašanje osobe koja je tu misao pročitala. Ipak, oni su skoro u potpunosti uspjeli iskorijeniti zločin na svom planetu. Ali, neki od njih ipak ilegalno traže nasilne misli iz zabave i, kao posljedica toga, dolazi do stvarnog nasilja.

Ako nekoga policija uhiti zbog nasilnih misli, on mora proći proceduru čišćenja engrama (engramatic purge) kako se to ne bi ponovilo. Njihova policija koristi zgodnu napravicu koja se zove engram transcriptor, a ona služi za zapisivanje misli i sjećanja koja se kasnije mogu pregledavati.

Izuzev pojedinaca koji ilegalno trguju nasilnim mislima, prilično prijateljska, mirna i trgovačka vrsta.



Humanoidna vrsta koja živi na planetu Malon Prime. Ne djeluju baš prijateljski. Postavljaju ultimatume, bahati su, a čak i kradu (ili barem pokušavaju krasti). Navodno su stručnjaci sa operacije spašavanja. Inače su nekakve žućkasto-sivkaste boje, sa tri ispupčenja na čelu i čudnim nosom).

Tehnološki malo slabije razvijeni (barem što se metoda rješavanja otpada tiče), ali u borbi su se pokazali kao snažan protivnik (štitovi su im izdržali dulje od Voyagerovih). Malo čudno, ali OK.

Svoj otrovni otpad obično odlažu u nenaseljenim područjima, ali ostavljali su ga i u praznini (void) i tako trovali vrstu Noćnih bića (Night beings) koja tamo živi. To isto theta zračenje su ispustili i na Voyager te mu tako oštetili štitove. Posjeduju dosta ružne brodove koji su sposobni prevoziti ogromne količine otpada, ali sigurno ne bi prošli na eko-testu). Na stranama broda postoje nizovi topova koji ispucavaju nekakve 'spacial charges'. Opet malo čudno s obzirom da se radilo o transportnom brodu. Ma nije ni bitno, glavno da ti 'spacial charges' izgledaju odlično.

Posade takvih transportnih brodova su izložene velikim količinama theta zračenja te stoga dolazi do velikih oštećenja stanica (freighter blight). Naravno, koriste nekakve injekcije koje donekle poništavaju učinke radijacije, ali ipak ne sprečavaju ožiljke.



Još jedna humanoidna vrsta Delta kvadranta. Krenimsko carstvo zauzima (zauzimalo? zauzimat će?) dosta prostora. Naime, u jednom je vremenskom pravcu (timeline) vrsta imena Zahl napala i prekinula dominaciju Krenimskog carstva.

Od nekada moćnog carstva preostalo je svega nekoliko patrolnih brodova. Ali Krenimi su ovladali temporalnom tehnologijom. Krenimski su brodovi opremljeni kronitonskim torpedima, a posjedovali su i vremenski brod (Krenim Timeship).

Taj je vremenski brod bio sposoban za vremenske inkurzije (temporal incursion). Mogao je bilo koji objekt potpuno izbrisati iz prostor-vremena tako da se čini kao da nikada nije ni postojao. To bi uzrokovalo temporalni udarni val koji bi stvorio drugi vremenski pravac.

Vremenski brod nije mogao biti uništen standardnim oružjem jer se nalazio izvan prostor-vremena. Krenimi su njime željeli vratiti vrijeme u kojemu je Krenimsko carstvo bilo na vrhuncu. To su donekle i uspjeli time što su iz postojanja izbrisali Zahle. Ali brod je na kraju ipak bio uništen i time se sve vratilo u normalu. Što god to bilo…



Vrsta Delta kvadranta koja se "razmnožava" oživljavanjem mrtvih tijela drugih vrsta. Naime, oni mrtvu osobu prvo oživljavaju, zatim mjesecima mijenjaju njenu DNK i, nakon što postane čistokrvna pripadnica Kobalaca, pronalaze joj novu obitelj.

U procesu oživljavanja se obično gubi većina pamćenja, te se tako olakšava prijelaz. Sama pretvorba DNK se izvodi pomoću genskog agensa koji djeluje na sve sustave u tijelu i na kraju svega ne preostaje dovoljno originalne DNK da bi se osoba vratila u svoje normalno stanje. Ona se sjećala svog prošlog života i htjela se vratiti na Voyager. Ali Kobalcima je svaki život dragocjen i namjeravali su ju vratiti pod svaku cijenu.

U epizodi također saznajemo da Kobalci imaju višesferni mozak i binarni krvožilni sustav, te da njihovi brodovi nisu dorasli Voyageru.



Kazonci su ratnička vrsta iz Delta kvadranta. Kazonsko je društvo je podijeljeno na sekte, a na čelu svake sekte je Maje. Kazonci nemaju jedinstvenog vođu. Postoji nešto manje od dvadesetak sekti, a njihov se broj stalno mijenja. Neke sekte su vrlo slabe, dok su druge opremljene velikim brojem brodova i imaju razvijenu tehnologiju. Svaka sekta je sama za sebe i ratovi između njih nisu rijetkost.

U njihovom (patriotskom) društvu žene nemaju prevelika prava, ponekada ne smiju ni govoriti bez dopuštenja. Djeca se odgajaju u ratničkom duhu i, kada budu dovoljno stari, moraju zaslužiti svoje ime kako bi se smatrali pravim ratnicima. Kazonci su prvo bili podređeni vrsti imena Trabe koja je pokorila njihov planet i koristila Kazonce kao robove. Nakon što su se Kazonci pobunili te prisvojili njihovu tehnologiju, protjerali su Trabe i nisu im dopustili da se nastane na nekom drugom planetu.

Osim tehnologije ukradene od Trabea, Kazonci su slabo razvijeni. Kao što smo mogli vidjeti u raznim epizodama, nemaju čak ni replikatore. Njihovi (ukradeni) brodovi su također relativno slabi. Zbog svega toga i nije previše čudno da ih Borg ne smatra dostojnim asimilacije (njihova je oznaka Vrsta 329). Nekakva verzija Klingonaca, samo u Delta kvadrantu (čak su im i fizički slični).



Humanoidna vrsta iz Delta kvadranta koja izgledom (kožom) podsjeća na gmazove. Vrlo su visokog stasa. Posesivni su i dominantni, a i imuni na sve sedative. Vrlo su opasni i, kako kaže Tuvok, ne poznaju nikakav moral. Ne vjeruju u diplomaciju, a ljude ne vide kao sebi jednake, nego sve vide kao plijen. I vjera i umjetnost i običaji se zasnivaju na lovu.

Skupljaju trofeje, a trofeji određuju status lovca, a na cijeni su neuobičajeni trofeji. U lovu traže izazov (lovili su pripadnika Vrste 8472 bez senzora). Pretpostavljamo da plijen i jedu (sudeći po "gulašu" u epizodi VOY4x16). Pošto su 7 od 9 i Tuvoka željeli ubiti svezane, očito prakticiraju i nekakav oblik ritualnih ubojstava. U prošlosti su Hirogenci bili vrlo razvijena vrsta, ali opsjednutost lovom je skoro potpuno zaustavila bilo kakav napredak.

Hirogenci su postali nomadi i uglavnom putuju samo dvojica u jednom brodu. Društvo je organizirano poput čopora vukova. Na čelu "čopora" je Alfa lovac, a iza njega je Beta lovac. Ako Alfa lovac slučajno pogine, njegovo mjesto zauzima Beta lovac. Iako uglavnom nomadi, ponekada se udružuju i love u čoporu.

Što se tehnologije tiče, čini se da su u gotovo svemu napredniji od Voyagera. Imaju bolje naoružanje i štitove, a i senzori su im nešto sofisticiraniji. Posjeduju vrlo velik arsenal raznog oružja, od raznih high-tech pušaka do različitih oružja za blisku borbu. Sva ta oružja, iz nekog razloga, vise po zidovima ne pretjerano interesantnih brodova. Imaju vrlo interesantan oklop koji se, navodno, može nositi sa najopasnijim uvjetima. Na kacigi imaju nekoliko žljebova koji se prije lova ritualno premazuju bojom.

U epizodama primjećivamo da se crvena i bijela koriste prije početka lova, žuta i crna označavaju plijen, a ostalim bojama (zelena, ljubičasta,…) nismo otkrili namjenu. Inače su prisvojili komunikacijsku mrežu koja je postojala barem 100.000 godina. Uglavnom, radi se o jednoj vrlo zanimljivoj vrsti koja se trebala puno više pojavljivati.



Još jedna od onih vrsta koje se od ljudi razlikuju samo po čelu. Područje oko obrva podsjeća na klingonsko čelo. Imaju isključivo crne uniforme. Inače su arogantni i nametljivi. Imaju lijepe i velike ratne brodove (dosta veći od Voyagera), i ne toliko lijepe i velike izviđačke brodiće za samo jednu osobu.

Brodovi također posjeduju i refraktivne štitove (refractive shielding). To su štitovi koji onemogućuju detekciju broda dalekometnim senzorima. Što se naoružanja tiče, jači su od Voyagera. Njihovo Devorsko Carstvo zauzima 11 sustava u 3 sektora. Autoritativan režim.

Ne vole tuđince, a posebno telepate. Smatraju da telepatske vrste ne znaju za povjerenje. Njihovi vojnici se godinama uvježbavaju kako im ne bi mogli pročitati misli. Tu je očito riječ o nekakvoj patološkoj mržnji. Oni telepate love i trpaju u logore, iako oni namjeravaju, tj. pokušavaju izaći iz njihovog prostora.

Imaju zanimljiv način otkrivanja brodova u svojim granicama. Mreža senzora svakih 40 sekundi ispaljuje nekakav puls koji otkriva impulsne motore i warp polja brodova. Domet mu je nekih 10-ak svjetlosnih godina. Jedna su od jačih sila u Delta kvadrantu. Veomai podsjećaju na naciste. Sa svojim uniformama, ponašanjem, mržnjom, logorima…



Agresivna vrsta koja živi u Delta kvadrantu. Većina brodova koji uđu u njihovo područje se više nikada ne vrate. Očito imaju vrlo razvijene telepatske sposobnosti.

Kada je Voyager prolazio kroz njihov prostor, Bothanci su izazvali halucinacije skoro cijeloj posadi. Samo Kes i, naravno, Doktor nisu bili podložni Bothanskim telepatskim napadima, te su pomoću rezonantnog vala iz warp jezgre uspjeli poništiti djelovanje tog psioničkog vala. Inače, radi se o zaista opakoj vrsti, moglo bi se reći i poremećenoj. Naime, kada su ga pitali zašto to radi, odgovorio je "Zato što mogu".



Organijanci su vjerojatno jedna od najmoćnijih vrsta u poznatom svemiru. Nekada davno su imali humanoidnu tjelesnu formu poput ostalih vrsta, no još prije nekoliko milijuna godina su nadrasli potrebu za fizičkim obličjem i razvili se u netjelesna bića. Sa sigurnošću se zna da mogu preuzeti obličje koje god žele, da mogu boraviti u tijelu druge vrste i da ova toga ne bude svjesna, da su gotovo neosjetljivi na sva energetska oružja i da se mogu pojaviti na više mjesta istovremeno.

Prvi susret sa Organijancima je imala posada zemaljskog broda Enterprise NX-01 2154. kada su se dva člana posade zarazila sa do tada nepoznatim silikonskim virusom prilikom jedne misije. Organijanci su već od prije znali za taj virus i njihovi znanstvenici su već neko vrijeme tajno, skrivajući se u tijelima domaćina, proučavali ponašanje vrsta koje dođu u susret s njim. Usprkos pravilu nemiješanja koje je vrijedilo prilikom ovih promatranja Organijanaci su dirnuti ljudskom požrtvovanošću pomogli u eliminiranju zaraze.

Drugi susret sa Organijancima je bio 2267. za vrijeme rata između Federacije i Klingonskog carstva. Kada su Klingonci okupirali planet Organiju, Federacija je odgovorila slanjem broda USS Enterprise NCC-1701 sa misijom da nagovori tamošnje naizgled primitivne stanovnike da prihvate zaštitu Federacije. Nakon što je lokalno stanovništvo odbilo ponudu Federacija je počela izvoditi gerilske napade na Klingonce. No sa početkom sukoba Organijanci su pokazali svoju pravu prirodu i koristeći svoje moći prisilili Federaciju i Klingonsko carstvo na mir, poznat kao Organijski sporazum, koji će postati temelj budućih boljih odnosa dviju vrsta.



El-Aurijanci su humanoidna vrsta porijeklom sa planeta El Aurian i o njima je jako malo toga poznatog. Vanjskim izgledom su slični Ljudima sa kojima čak dijele i spolne i rasne karakteristike, no sva sličnost ostaje na vanjskom izgledu jer, za razliku od Ljudi, El- Aurijanci su dugovječna i vrlo empatski svjesna vrsta, postoje čak i naznake da su bar neki pojedinci vrste svjesni i promjena u vrijeme-prostoru.

Možda najčudnije obilježje El-Aurijanaca je njihova sposobnost nenametljivog slušanja drugih i njihovih problema (proizvod njihove empatske sposobnosti) i u većini slučajeva spremnost da pomognu onome koga slušaju, no postoji i mali broj onih koji svoj dar iskorištavaju na znatno sumnjivije načine.

Najvažniji događaj u njihovoj povijesti je bio napad Borga koji je 2265. napao njihov matični planet i asimilirao većinu stanovništva. Mali broj onih koji su uspjeli preživjeti napad Borga je našao svoj novi dom među mnogim vrstama u poznatom svemiru.

Federacija je prvi put srela El-Aurijance 2293. kada je kapetan James T. Kirk, zapovjednik federacijskog broda USS Enterprise NCC-1701-B, spasio izbjeglice koji su bježale od Borga od nepoznatog fenomena zvanog Nexus prilikom čega je i sam kapetan James T. Kirk nestao u njemu.



Triblovi su male, dlakave, mekane životinje koje vole svi humanoidi osim Klingonaca. Rađaju se trudni i dvospolci su. Jako se brzo razmnožavaju što ovisi o tome koliko se hrane. Pola metabolizma Triblova je posvećeno razmnožavanju, pa tako mogu kotiti mlade svakih 12 sati.

Na svu sreću, Triblovi se mogu razmnožavati jedino ako imaju dovoljno hrane. Na njihovom matičnom planetu balans njihovog razmnožavanja se održava kombinacijom toga da imaju malo hrane i predatorima koji ih jedu. Kad bi ih se prebacilo na planet koji nema takve uvjete rezultati bi bili katastrofalni. Zbog toga je bilo planeta koji su bili doslovno preplavljeni Triblovima.

Federacija se prvi puta upoznala sa ovom vrstom 2276. godine, kada se Cyrano Jones trgovac draguljima, teleportirao na Svemirsku stanicu K-7 sa nekoliko Triblova. Kako su Triblovi stvarali ugodan zvuk dok ih se dragalo, postali su popularni kućni ljubimci. Ubrzo su preplavili stanicu i USS Enterprise koji se tamo nalazio kao zaštita stanice koja je trebala kolonizirati Shermanov planet prije Klingonaca. Triblovi su pojeli cijelo spremište žita za koloniju, koje je na sreću Federacije bilo otrovano od strane klingonskih agenata, te je Federacija otkrila zle namjere Klingonaca. Tako je i kapetan Kirk iskoristio klingonsku mržnju prema Triblovima kako bi otkrio identitet klingonskog agenta odgovornog za otrovano žito. Enterprise se riješio ostatka Triblova teleportirajući ih u strojarnicu klingonskog ratnog broda kojemu su zadali velike probleme na povratku kući. Kasnije su Klingonci poslali jaku napadačku silu i istrijebili sve Triblove.

2273. godine je Arne Darvin, klingonski agent kojeg je otkrio kapetan Kirk, otišao natrag u prošlost kako bi pokušao ubiti kapetana. Kapetan Sisko i posada Defianta uspjela je spriječiti ubojstvo kapetana Kirka, ali su na povratku slučajno pokupili nekoliko Triblova, i Deep Space Nine je ubrzo bio preplavljen Triblovima…



Kapelanci su tehnološki nerazvijena vrsta podrijetlom sa Capelle IV. Kapelanski narod je u 23. stoljeću bio podijeljen na deset plemena pod vodstvom Teera. Svaki Kapelanac može izazvati vođu na borbu za vlast. Pobjednik mora ubiti pobijeđenoga. Kapelansko društvo se temelji na vrlo strogim i okrutnim zakonima čije se kršenje obično kažnjava smrću.

Čast i iskrenost su im daleko važnije od ljubavi. Uvijek su spremni pomoći onome tko im nije neprijatelj. Medicina im je slabo razvijena, jer vjeruju da jaki preživljavaju, a slabi umiru. Kapelanci su vrlo nagli i dovoljan razlog da nekoga ubiju je uvreda ili provokacija.
Kapelansko standardno oružje su mačevi i noževi. Najomiljenije oružje im je disk sa tri oštrice zvan kligat. Ovo je oružje vrlo smrtonosno u rukama profesionalca.

Kapelanci su već u 23. stoljeću bili svjesni da nisu sami u svemiru. Klingonski agenti su ih pokušali privući klingonskoj utjecajnoj sferi, ali svi su pokušaji propali. Vođa Teer je zato 2267. potpisao ugovor sa Kirkom koji Federaciji daje prava iskapanja ruda na Capelli.



Cheronijanci su danas izumrla vrsta porijeklom sa planeta Cherona iz Beta kvadranta.

Jako malo toga je poznato o Cheronijancima. Bili su humanoidna vrsta slična Ljudima i ostalim vrstama istog tipa no za razliku od većine ostalih vrsta koje su jednobojne Cheronijanci su bili dvobojni i jedna strana im je bila bijela, a druga crna (raspored crne i bijele boje je određivao rasnu pripadnost Chernonijanaca).

Osim toga poznato je još jedino da su bili izuzetno dugovječni (postoje indicije da su živjeli čak i oko 10.000 godina) i da su imali sposobnost stvaranja neke vrste električnog polja kojim su mogli upravljati po volji i koje su koristili kao oružje, kao sredstvo upravljanja strojevima ili kao štit koji ni federacijski fazori nisu mogli probiti.

Koliko je malo znamo o Cheronijancima kao vrsti još je manje znamo o njihovoj kulturi. Jedina stvar koju sa sigurnošću znamo o njima je da su bili rasisti i to vjerojatno najveći rasisti u povijesti. Stoljećima su Cheronijanci sa crnom desnom stranom smatrani superiornom rasom i oni su vladali Cheronom dok su Cheronijanci sa bijelom desnom stranom smatrani inferiornom rasom i bili su potpuno obespravljeni da bi nakon stoljetne podjele Cheron zahvatila revolucija koja je na kraju u potpunosti uništila vrstu.

Federacija je prvi put srela Cheronijance 2268. kada je sa zvjezdane baze Starbase 4 ukraden shuttle. Kapetan James T. Kirk, zapovjednik federacijskog broda USS Enterprise NCC-1701, je otkrio da je shuttle ukrao Lokai, Cheronijanac sa bijelom desnom stranom, bježeći pred Bele-om, Cheronijanacem sa crnom desnom stranom. Pokušavajući privesti Lokai svojim vlastima Bele je preuzeo kontrolu nad brodom i odveo ga do Cherona gdje su pronašli samo ruševine davno već uništenog planeta.

Iako su vlastitim očima vidjeli posljedice mržnje između njihovih dviju rasa Lokai i Bele su nastavili svoj sukob teleportiravši se natrag na uništeni Cheron.



Bolijanci su vrsta porijeklom sa planeta Bolarus IX. Osnovna obilježja bolijanske fiziologije su plava koža i greben koji im dijeli lice na dva dijela.

Zbog razlike u tjelesnoj kemiji Bolijanci nisu u stanju primiti krv drugih vrsta putem transfuzije (krv Vulkanaca je smrtonosna za Bolijance), a i seksualni odnosi između Bolijanaca i drugih vrsta može ostaviti privremene posljedice na kemijsku ravnotežu organizma (poznati su slučajevi umora, slabosti i sličnih poremećaja kod Ljudi nakon seksualnog odnosa sa Bolijancima).

Bolijanci su miroljubivo društvo i Federaciji su pristupili tek 2320. i od tada ih jako mali broj služi u Zvjezdanoj floti, s druge strane kako su izuzetno sposobni diplomati vrlo su česti u diplomatskim misijama diljem poznatog svemira. No najvažniji doprinos Bolijanaca Federaciji nisu njihove vojne i diplomatske vještine nego njihov trgovačka i bankarska sposobnost. Bolijanska banka i burza su najveće financijske institucije u Federaciji, a njihov značaj i utjecaj je jedan od najvećih u Alfa i Beta kvadrantu.



Ba'ku su vrsta koja naseljava istoimeni planet unutar Briar Patcha (područje bogato metreonskim plinom i metafazičnom radijacijom koji znatno otežavaju kretanje brodova) u sektoru 441, no nisu izvorno s njega.

Stvarno porijeklo Ba'kua je i danas misterija. Zna se da su nekada bili tehnološki napredna civilizacija smještena izvan Federaciji poznatog svemira, no nakon što je njihovo društvo došlo na rub samouništenja jedna grupa se odvojila, odrekla tehnologije i pronašla svoj novi dom na izoliranom planetu u Briar Patchu.

Ba'ku su humanoidi, izgledom jednaki ljudima, no ono što ih čini drugačijim je njihova dugovječnost i mladolikost koji su posljedica jedinstvenog utjecaja metafazične radijacije, nakupljene unutar prstena koji okružuju planet, na stanični metabolizam.

Jedna od posljedica njihove dugovječnosti je i njihova malobrojnost tako da ih na planetu nema više od tisuće u jednom jedinom stalnom naselju. Ba'ku žive jednostavnim životom, u skladu sa prirodom i bez upotrebe bilo kakve tehnologije za koju smatraju da oduzima dio posebnosti osobe koja ju koristi. Izbjegavaju, koliko je to moguće, kontakte sa drugim vrstama, što iz same antitehnološke prirode njihovog društva, što iz straha da stranci žele iskoristiti jedinstvenu prirodu njihovog svijeta.

Najznačajniji događaj u povijesti Ba'kua prije prvog kontakta sa Federacijom je bila pobuna dijela mlađeg naraštaja, rođenog na planetu koji se nije sjećao staroga svijeta i problema nastalih bezobzirnim iskorištavanjem tehnologije, i koji je želio da Ba'ku ponovo postanu tehnološki napredna vrsta i vrate se u svemir gdje, po njima, i pripadaju. Većina je ipak bila protiv toga i pobuna je uspješno ugušena. Pobunjenici su napustili planet i osnovali novo, tehnološki napredno i agresivno, društvo koje će postati poznato kao Son'a.

Prvi kontakt između Ba'kua i Federacije nije prošao najbolje. Nakon otkrića planeta i jedinstvenog svojstva njegovih stanovnika Federacija je 2375. poslala misiju koja je trebala podrobnije proučiti Ba'kue, metafazičku radijaciju i njen utjecaj na njih. Nakon što je ubrzo postalo jasno da Ba'ku nisu primitivna vrsta, nego napredna koja je svjesno odbacila tehnologiju, dio federacijskih časnika je zajedno sa svojim novim saveznicima Son'ama, napravio plan po kojemu su Ba'ku trebali bez njihovog znanja biti preseljeni na sličan planet gdje je izgrađena replika njihovog naselja, a metafazička radijacija je trebala biti sakupljena i iskorištena. Plan je zaustavljen u zadnji trenutak kada ga je kapetan Jean-Luc Picard, zapovjednik federacijskog broda USS Enterprise NCC 1701-E, javno objavio i izazvao masovne proteste protiv njega širom Federacije.

Nakon što je plan preseljenja Ba'ku otkriven i odbačen kao neetičan odnosi Ba'kua i Federacije su poboljšani i Ba'ku su danas jedan od saveznika Federacije čiji stanovnici slobodno mogu pristupiti službi u Zvjezdanoj floti i ostalim institucijama Federacije.



Aenari su humanoidna vrsta koja obitava na sjevernim pustopoljinama Andorije, te spadaju u podvrstu Andorijanaca. Njihova populacija sredinom brojala je samo nekoliko stotina jedinki. Njihova fiziologija je veoma slična Andorijancima, sa dvije atene na vrhu glave, samo kod Aenara one su manje, te su slijepi i nemaju pigmenta na koži. Najveća razlika je u sposobnosti Aneara da koriste telepatske sposobnosti. Aenari su sposobni čitati tuđe umove i vršiti telepatske projekcije samih sebe pred drugim humanoidima. Koristili su telepatsku komunikaciju prilikom komuniciranja između sebe. Samim tim što su podvrsta Andorijanaca, genetski su kompaktibilni te su Jhamel i Shran uspjeli dobiti kćerku, Tallu.

Aenari su u živjeli u podzemnim naseljima na Andoriji, zaštićeni prigušnim poljem. Aenari nisu imali vođe, ali su odabirali predstavnika naroda kada je to bilo potrebno. Imali su strogu zabranu čitanja tuđih umova bez njihova dopuštenja. Nisu vjerovali u nasilje te su bili pacifističko društvo.

Aenari su dugo bili mit u Andorijskom društvu, sve dok nisu bili otkriveni 2104. godine u sjevernim pustopoljinama Andorije. Od tada stalno održavaju diplomatske odnose sa Andorijskom vladom.

2154. godine Aenari su uvučeni u međurasni sukob, nakon što je Gareb otet od strane Romulanskog Carstva. Romulanci su koristili Garebove telepatske sposobnosti da upravlja bespilotnom robotskim brodom. Ipak je Enterprise, uz pomoć Garebove sestre Jhamel, uspio uništiti robotski brod.



Jedna od najvećih zagonetki u nama poznatoj galaksiji je kako to da su tolike inteligentne vrste evoluirale na tako slične načine. Postoje doslovno tisuće vrsta koje imaju dvije ruke, dvije noge, torzo i glavu, čiji osjetilni organi rade na tako slične načine, koji čak dišu približno istu mješavinu plinova. Mogućnost da se ovo dogodi slučajno je tako malena da je gotovo nemoguće da se to dogodi.

2369. godine profesor Galen, federacijski stručnjak u arheologiji, ubijen je dok je istraživao zagonetku DNK uzoraka različitih vrsta. Kapetan Picard i posada Enterprisea-D su pratili Galenova istraživanja i otkrili da se DNK uzorci različitih vrsta mogu tako kombinirati da formiraju poruku. Picard je pokušao pronaći djeliće zagonetke koji nedostaju te je tako uključen u utrku zajedno sa Klingoncima, Kardasijancima i Romulancima. Tijekom napetog primirja sa ostalim natjecateljima, koji su mislili da poruka sadrži planove za neki napredniji izvor energije ili oružje, Picard je uspjeo naći zadnji dio slagalice na jednom, sada nenaseljenom planetu.

Poruka je zapravo bila računalni program koji je rekonfigurirao trikorder dr. Crusher te onda projicirao sliku humanoidnog tuđinca. Biće, koje je očito bilo ženskog spola, informiralo je zapanjene promatrače da je njezina vrsta evoluirala milijardama godina prije. Kako su otkrili da su sami u galaksiji, bojali su se da će, ako izumru, izumrijeti bez da ostave nekog traga iza sebe. Odlučili su "zasijati" pretpovijesne oceane na mnogim planetima sa DNK k?´dom koji će određivati tijek evolucije na tim planetima, tako da se vrste razviju na sličan način kao i oni. Tuđinci su se nadali da će barem na ovaj način postići neku vrstu besmrtnosti kroz svoje "potomstvo".

Čak i nakon ovog otkrića, zasigurno jednog od najvećih u povijesti, malo je poznato o ovoj vrsti. Čak se ne zna ni ime njihove vrste niti kako daleko su se proširili iako prisutnost humanoidnih vrsta u Gama i Delta kvadrantu indicira da su bili galaktička sila. Postoji mogućnost da su Progenitori ostavili još neke poruke u DNK strukturama drugih vrsta te je mnogo istraživanja provedeno sa ovim ciljem od otkrića prvotne poruke. No, ništa novoga nije otkriveno.



Trill je jedna od malo simbiotskih vrsta koje su poznate u alfa kvadrantu. Dvije različite inteligentne vrste su se razvile na planetu Trill (matični planet vrste) - domaćini su humanoidna vrsta koja se dijeli u dvije posebne rase. Prva, ili alfa rasa, broji oko 10% populacije. Može ih se prepoznati po izraženim čelima, ali u ostalim dijelovima su prilično slični beta rasi koja zauzima oko 90% populacije. Beta rasu se može prepoznati po "točkama" koje se sa čela, preko lica, spuštaju niz tijelo. Te točke se pomiču i postepeno mijenjaju, ali ostaju na istim predjelima tijela. Obje rase se nazivaju Trill domaćinima.

Druga vrsta se naziva simbiontima. To su relativno mala, pužolika stvorenja koja većinom života žive pod vodom. Simbionti jako dugo žive i vrlo su inteligentni, ali nemaju udove.

Prije nekoliko tisuća godina Trill su počeli živjeti kao danas - domaćini su razvili mogućnost da se fizički spoje sa simbiontima, povezujući svoje živčane sustave. Kod dvije rase domaćina učinci su drugačiji - kod alfa vrste simbiont potpuno preuzme domažinovo tijelo kao dom za svoj um (i potpuno postisne ličnost domaćina). Alfe su vrlo osjetljivi na energetske procese (npr. teleporter), i korištenje te tehnologije može uzrokovati smrt simbionta. Zbog ovog razloga je bolje da bete budu domaćini.

Bete također imaju teškoće u procesu spajanja. Bete postaju fizički ovisne o simbiontu unutar 93 sata nakon spajanja. Nakon tog perioda, odstranjivane simbiontaje smrtonosno za domaćina. Nakon spajanja, domaćinova ličnost nije potisnuta, nego se dva različita uma spajaju i stvaraju novu ličnost koja je spoj domaćina i simbionta. To može nanijeti teške psihološke probleme ako umovi nisu kompatibilni, pa domaćinovo tijelo odbija simbionta nakon nekoliko dana, što često uzrokuje smrt domaćina. Samo jedan od 1000 domaćina je sposoban primiti simbionta, i primalac mora proći mnogo testova i treninga da bi mogao primiti simbionta. Ovo je zapravo podatak koji je služben na Trillu, jer je prava istina da je gotovo svaki Trill sposoban za primanje simbionta. Da bi se izbjegla velika potražnja za njima, uvedeni su psihološki i ostali testovi da se odstrane nepovoljni domaćini [DS9: Equlibrium] (hvala Davidu Markešiću na ovom podatku).

Nakon smrti domaćina, simbiont se odstranjuje i stavlja u tijelo novog domaćina, te prenosi sva svoja sjećanja u novu ličnost. Mnogo simbionta je tako živjelo stoljećima, skupljajući iskustva iz mnogo različitih života.



Humanoidna vrsta vrlo zanimljive prošlosti: Planet Sigma Draconis VI je bio prepoznatljiv po vrlo naprednom obliku društva koje je živjelo na njemu, no nakon nekog vremena ušao je u ledeno doba.

Konstruiran je podzemni kompleks no iz nepoznatog razloga je bio naseljen samo sa ženskim pripadnicima te vrste, dok su pripadnici muške vrste ostali živjeti na površini. Obje grupe su izgubile svo razumijevanje u kakvoj se situaciji nalaze, pa čak i svoju prošlost.

Muški pripadnici su se nazvali Morgovima, a vratili su se na tehnološku razinu kamenog doba. Žene - Eyemorgovi su nastavile živjeti unutar vrlo složenog i tehnološki naprednog kompleksa pod zemljom no nisu ga uopće razumjele.

Kompleks je pokretao humanoidni mozak kojeg je trebalo mijenjati s vremena na vrijeme, jer je stario kako organska komponenta starjela. Ipak, na kraju su se, zahvaljujući kapetanu Kirku spojili i Morgovi i Eyemorgovi



Edoi su tuđinska vrsta slična ljudima, i žive na planetu Rubicon III. USS Enteprise-D je 2364 uspostavio prvi kontakt s tom vrstom te su otkrili da su veoma darežljivi i miroljubljivi. Dopustili su posadi da se odmori na njihovom planetu. Edoi su fizički razvijena vrsta jer su kao oblik prijevoza prihvatili trčanje.

Edoi su objasnili posadi da su prije bili veoma nasilna vrsta ali da su uspjeli rješiti taj problem prihvaćanjem mnogih strogih zakona. Kako nisu htjeli mnogobrojnu policiju, planet su podijelili na "kažnjeničke zone". Mala jedinica Mediatori je odabirala svaki dan drugu zonu te ako je netko napravio neki zločin odmah je bio kažnjen, a kazna za bilo koji zločin je trenutačno smaknuće. Kako stanovnici nisu znali koja je zona odabrana, broj zločina se sve više smanjivao sve do trenutka kada je zločina nestalo sa lica planeta. Mediatori su bili ujedno i policija, sudac, porota i krvnik te su svoju dužnost obaljali na mjestu zločina.

Kada je Wesley Chrusher, mlađi član Entepriseove posade koja je bila na planetu, ugazio na cvijet koji se je nalazio u "kašnjeničkoj zoni" Mediatori su odmah htjeli provesti zakon, ali posada Enteprisea je to spriječila i zatražila istagu i mogućnost nalaženja drugačije kazne za zločin. Kako je Prva Zapovijed u ovom slučaju mogla dovesti do smrti člana posade, kapetan Picard je uzeo mogućnost da se u ovom slučaju upotrebe ljudski zakoni jer je kazna za takav zločin prevelika.

U isto vrijeme Enteprise je u orbiti otkrio nepoznati objekt, za kojeg je posada da je ili višedimenzionalni stroj ili neko živo biće. Uređaj je uspostavio kontakt sa Datom te objasnio da su Edoi njegova djeca te da im Enteprise ne smije nauditi, te još dodao da ih prosuđuje po njihovom zakonu te da nije zadovoljan što je Picard prekršio Prvu Zapovijed. Picard je teleportirao na brod jednu žensku osobu sa Rubicona III, te joj pokazao biće nakon čega je ona tvrdila da je on njihov Bog. Biće je odmah trašilo da se žena vrati na planet.

Edoi su trašili dopuštenje od Picarda da dopusti smaknuće Crushera bez obzira što su znali da Picard ima mognućnost da ga teleportira. Picard je to i pokušao napraviti ali biće je spriječilo taj pokušaj. Nakon što je Picard uvjerio biće da ono što radi nije po zakonu, dopustio je posadi Enterprisea da nastavi svoje putovanje.



Humanoidna vrsta Alfa kvadranta. Smatraju da su evoluirali potrebu za spolovima, tako da potiskuju sve osjećaje vezane uz razmnožavanje među svojom populacijom. Tjelesni kontakti vezani uz reprodukciju zakonom su zabranjeni. Razmnožavaju se na umjetan način – uzgajaju potomstvo u bio-ljuskama u koje su umetnute reproduktivne stanice roditelja. Unatoč tome, neki od J'Naiija se i dalje osjećaju kao muškarac/žena, što vlasti "liječe" psihoterapijama.

Jedna od takvih bila je Soren, koja je radila zajedno sa posadom Enterprisea-D u potrazi za izgubljenim shuttleom 2368. Tijekom misije privukao ju je kapetan fregate Riker, te su imali kratkotrajnu vezu. Kad su j'naiianske vlasti otkrile što se dogodilo, Soren je pritvorena i uklonjena joj je sklonost ka spolovima.



Wadiji su humanoidna vrsta Gama kvadranta. Prvi kontakt sa ovom vrstom su sklopili Vulkanci 2369. godine. Fizički, Wadiji su visoki humanoidi sa jedinstvenim šarama na čelu. Ova vrsta je fascinirana raznim igrama na sreću i klađenjem. Tehnološki, imaju manje razvijene brodove. Međutim, njihova hologramska i transporterska tehnologija je jedna od boljih. Holograme i transportere koriste isključivo za igre na sreću.

Wadiji su odmah po kontaktu sa Vulkancima i otkrića crvotočine prešli u Alfa kvadrant i stupili u kontakt sa Federacijom. Na Deep Space Nine-u su cijelo vrijeme bili okupirani igrama koje su smatrali više, manje primitivnim. Kako su im domaće igre brzo dosadile, predstavljaju svoju igru nazvanu Chula koja koristi naprednu hologramsku i transportersku tehnologiju koja koristi stvarne osobe kao igrače, bez njihovog znanja. Ova igra je umalo dovela do incidenta.

Čitava kultura ove vrste se temelji na igrama i klađenju.



Tosk je imao čast biti prva vrsta Gama kvadranta koja je prošla kroz Bajoransku crvotočinu. Naziv Tosk označava i pojedinca i vrstu kao cjelinu. Po svojoj fiziologiji su humanoidni reptili. Imaju veliku inteligenciju i sposobnost prilagodbe trenutnoj situaciji. Uzgojeni su i istrenirani kao lovina u ritualnom lovu za drugu rasu, poznatu kao Lovci (Hunters).

Tosk je najvjerojatnije stvoren ili barem poboljšan genetskim inženjeringom. Samo njegovo postojanje svodi se na bijeg od Lovaca. Njegov cilj je nadmudrivanje Lovaca i produljenje života za još jedan dan. Veliki je gubitak časti za Toska ako je uhvaćen i vraćen na matični planet živ. Tosk je u potpunosti sam neovisan o drugima. Potrebno mu je samo nekih 17 minuta sna dnevno. Ne treba im ni voda ni hrana i sve potrebne hranjive stvari su im smještene unutar tijela. Veoma je dobro opremljen sa ciljem nadmudrivanja Lovaca u svakom pogledu. Lovci nisu štedjeli na njegovoj opremi sa pretpostavkom da im je lov tako uzbudljiviji. Interesantna osobina je da se mogu kamuflirati čime postaju nevidljivi za neprijatelja. Ipak tako nevidljive mogu biti otkriveni standardnim senzorima, a i pokazalo se da i Lovci imaju uređaj za otkrivanje na svojim kacigama.

Prvi i jedini susret sa Toskom desio se nedugo nakon otkrivanja crvotočine. Proveo je neko vrijeme na Deep Spaceu 9 popravljajući oštećeni brod kojim je došao. Nedugo potom kroz crvotočinu su prošli i Lovci i teleportirali se na stanicu. Zahtijevali su da im se Tosk preda kako bi ga vratili na matični planet i pokazali kao sramotu jer je uhvaćen živ i bez borbe. Tosku je ponuđen azil na Deep Space 9 ali je odbio. Uz pomoć O'Briena koji je time prekršio Prvu zapovijed o nemiješanju u stvari tuđinskih rasa, Tosk uspijeva pobjeći i time zadržati svoju čast. Crvotočina je proglašena zabranjenom za Toska. To je bio i prvi i zadnji susret sa ovom vrstom.



Vrsta koja je doživjela užasnu sudbinu suprotstavivši se volji Dominija. U 22. stoljeću su bili napredna vrsta koja je istraživala svemir, ali su bili samouvjereni. Mislili su da se mogu suprotstaviti bilo kome, pa čak i Dominiju. Jem'Hadari su sredinom 22. stoljeća zarazili Teplanite nasljednom bolešću za primjer svima koji se suprotstavljaju Dominiju. Bolest je bila neizlječiva, a većina rođene djece je umirala već u djetinjstvu. Rijetki bi dostigli srednje godine. Kada bi se smrt počela bližiti, osoba bi umirala u strašnim bolovima.

Dr. Julian Bashir je 2372. godine razvio lijek koji će slijedeći naraštaj djece potpuno izliječiti od bolesti.