Zašto je Kirk bolji od Picard-a
100. Kirk is a leader, not a follower. 99. Kirk never really got into that kinky "Jumpsuit" look. 98. Kirk has sex more than once a season. 97. One Word: Hair. 96. Another word: Pretty-good-looking-can't-see-the-weave-Wig. 95. Kirk can beat up a Klingon bare-handed. 94. Picard is a French man with an English accent. 93. Kirk…
You know a member of StarFleet is a redneck when:
His shuttle craft has been up on blocks for over a month He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles He refers to Klingons as "Critters" He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns" He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coat hanger and aluminum foil He installs a set of…
What if Data was Microsoft compatible
WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead. PICARD: On screen. [The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide.] PICARD: Data, what's wrong here? DATA: Captain, the main viewscreen does not have sufficient video memory to display an image of this size. May I…
Zašto je Janeway bolja od Picard-a
One word: hair More hair than all previous Star Trek commanding officers combined. Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff. Beams down to the planet like real Captains should. Mutes the doctor when the doctor gets out of line. Keeps her First Officer properly in the dark. Can speak "technobabble" with the best of…
A Christmass Trek
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ship Not a circuit was buzzing, not one microchip; The phasers were hung in the armory securely, In hope that no alien would get up that early. The crewmen were nestled all snug in their bunks (Except for the few who were partying drunks); And Picard…