Biografija: Wart

Home region: Peeon Homeworld Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate, with horrors Marital status: single, he's got a huge wart on his forehead already!   Wart is the son of  Mole. His natural parents died in a Humungan attack at the Kittylitter Outhouse soon after the alliance between the Generation X and the Peeon empire was formed….

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Biografija: Uhuh

Home region: Swahili Land Somewhere Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate twice, Once per breastesest Marital status: single, remarkably, since NO is not in her vocabulary. Did you ever hear her say it?   Uhuh served as one of  Ray Girls aboard the Genderprize on its original five-year mission, under the command of  James T. Jerk. It…

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Biografija: Twobucks

Home region: Tincan Education: Rearendi Academy, 2289-2293, Starfeel Class Accountant, Expelled for embezzlement Marital status: married 2304, to T'Pel, Divorced 2305 for financial reasons   Security chief and enforcer under Captain Kathryn Wrongway for unpaid loans. Earlier in his career Twobucks served on the U.S.S. Wy-oweme and was a bookie and numbers trainer at Starfeel…

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Biografija: Thomas Bareass

Education: Starfeel Academy Class Clown Marital status: Single, but looking for a woman into talking butt jokes Parents: Admiral Harry Bareass and Mrs. Pimply Bareass   Bareass, born into a long line of distinguished Starfeel officers, had a troubled relationship with the average expectations of  his father. He managed to graduate from Starfeel Academy after a…

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Biografija: Snotty

Home region: Snort, North Dakota, Earth Education: Starfeel Academy, Class Coke Dealer Marital status: never married   Schnott Knoze, known as "Snotty" as well as "the miracle mucus" to his long time comrades, was the chief druggist engineer aboard the original Genderprize and its successor craft. Bullish on his Flemmish ancestry, he wears ceremonial kleenexes…

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Biografija: Kathryn Wrongway

Home region: Eerie, Indiana, Earth Education: Starfeel Academy Graduate, Almost Twice Marital status: single, walked down the aisle the wrong way 13 times   Given command of  U.S.S. Voyeur, new Insipid-class starship, presumed lost in Badlands for unkown reason. Wrongway is a tough captain who is afraid to ask for directions, while her thoughtlesness, and…

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